Breakdown: Knockout where are you? Starscream is going to flip Pittsburgh on you if you're not back soon!
Breakdown: Meant flip out!
Knockout: Lol Pittsburgh is a lot of scrap to flip on somebot
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Megatron: Starscream! Another Predacon bone has been located in HAIRYWHORES. Go secure it before the Autobots do!
Starscream: Um...ok?
Megatron: *Harrisburg
Starscream: Not even going to try and understand that.
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Knockout: Wads up?
Knockout: What the serious fork?
Knockout: Why won't this heap of scrap let me be rapist?
Knockout: *Real! I swear I'm not a rapist!
Knockout: Damn you ass cork!
Knockout: o.O AUTOCORRECT!
Breakdown: Well, that was a nice chat. See you later :D
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Predaking: Megatron was looking at me like unwashed nuts!
Predaking: meant to say like I was nuts!
Starscream: Lol
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Knockout: I mean not to toot my porn horn but my finish is WAY shinier than his.
Knockout: Well, I meant own horn but I like porn horns too ;)
Breakdown: XD I just fell over!
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Starscream: There's a party in the Rec-room. Be there or be sasquatch!
Starscream: SQUARE! Wtf is a sasquatch?
Dreadwing: Fragged if I know
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Soundwave: I have to stop trying to write reports and text at the same time. It took me a whole day yesterday!
Knockout: Homunculus!
Knockout: *Holy scrap. Wtf is a homunculus?
Soundwave: "an artificially made dwarf" according to a human dictionary
Knockout: Bahahaha!
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Knockout: Guess what I just downloaded!
Knockout: Jack and the sex flasher!
Knockout: slag! Jack and the sex slayer
Knockout: Ship! Jack and the giant slayer!
Breakdown: Having issues?
Knockout: This heap of slag keeps massage my boob up!
Breakdown: You had boobs all this time and you never showed me? I'm so hurt!
Knockout: Lol. I meant messing up
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Autobot Autocorrect
FanfictionWhen the Autobots meet autocorrect hilarity ensues! Prepare for awkward situations and crazy shenanigans! Rated T for language. Original idea(s) goes to Love Is 4 Walls/OneiricAludra, along with the first 23 chapters. I was just given permission to...
