Miko: Ugh, the guy sitting next to me on the bus was watching porn of this chicken tied to a bed
Miko: And because of his shitty headphones I could hear everything
Miko: EVERYTHING
Bulkhead: ...a chicken?
Bulkhead: That guy has problems beyond shitty headphones
Miko: Oh my god just noticed that now! xD
Miko: *chick
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Miko: Getting in the bath. Bend over to turn the water on and I see something fun. What is it? A piece of grandpa hiding under my boob :/
Miko: *Granola xD
Raf: OMG
Raf: GRANDPA UNDER YOUR BOOB :'D
Raf: I'm crying but it's worth it
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June: Out of surgery now, it went very well. Doctor said this horny asian was larger than expected
June: Oh my gosh...herniation. It turned herniation into horny asian.
Ratchet: Your text just made my day. Thank you.
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Breakdown: It's been ages since I've seen you. Miss your gas.
Breakdown: *Face, not gas
Knockout: I don't blame you. I've got a fabulous face~ ^^
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Agent Fowler: I'm still waiting for the plumber to come. Is it possible to reschedule the meeting? Don't bite no no bite bad.
Optimus: Why would I bite you? In the grand scheme of things, being late is not the worst thing. I'll ask if they can reschedule.
Agent Fowler: Sorry. The cat bit me while I did voice to text.
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Bee: Ok new rule. No food/eating while I'm giving you a ride somewhere. Today is the nth time I've cleaned your meth and crack whores out. Those stains are damn hard to get out of leather.
Bee: *mess of crackers
Raf: You're starting to sound like Knockout with all the talking you're doing about your interior. However, you do make a good point. Do you want any help with cleaning it out?
Raf: Lord knows that crack whores are messy xD
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Autobot Autocorrect
FanfictionWhen the Autobots meet autocorrect hilarity ensues! Prepare for awkward situations and crazy shenanigans! Rated T for language. Original idea(s) goes to Love Is 4 Walls/OneiricAludra, along with the first 23 chapters. I was just given permission to...
