Miko: If I lie down I can't beware through my nose!
Miko: If you hear fatty badger tonight, it's actually me
Jack: Fatty badger? Miko are you high?
Miko: DARTH VADER WTF PHONE?
Miko: Beware? Breathe!
Jack: My stomach...hurts...ow! XD
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Bee: Hey Raf, random questioWho's your favourite superhero?
Raf: Nananananananananananananana BREAST MILK!
Raf: Wtf o.O Batman!
Bee: Bahahahaha this is awesome XD
Bee: Autocorrect FTW
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Jack: Nite Mom :)
June: Night Sweetie!
June: I love oblong wieners
Jack: Mom! O.o
June: *you so much
Jack: Can I bill Steve Jobs for the therapy I'm gonna need now?
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Wheeljack: What time are you finished patrol?
Bulkhead: 8:30 why? Are you and I doin something tonite?
Wheeljack: Sure just gonna lick it in the Rec-room are you down?
Wheeljack: Lick!
Wheeljack: fragging k-i-c-k!
Wheeljack: In a dork!
Wheeljack: I'm a snork!
Wheeljack: I give up
Bulkhead: See you at 8:30 dude :D
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Ratchet: Hey Wheeljack good news- Ultra Magnus is homosexual!
Wheeljack: Eh...okay?
Ratchet: Homo hot lips!
Ratchet: Hot tulips!
Ratchet: I'm getting fisted now!
Ratchet: Ferret!
Ratchet: *Grrr.
Ratchet: Primus Damsel!
Ratchet: Ultra Magnus is h-o-m-e
Wheeljack: Okay Ratchet. This was a nice chat XD
Wheeljack: Homo hot lips?!
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June: Jack do you want mashed potatoes or bitchgobblet potatoes for dinner tonight?
June: What? Butthurt potatoes!
June: Damn auto cockroach!
June: I give up
Jack: How about we get takeout tonight?
June: Sure. 3 you jack :]
>>●<<
Knockout: Do you have a minute?
Knockout: I need your ASSINMYFACE
Breakdown: Lol can we leave my aft out of this?
Knockout: Rofl
Knockout: Assistance!
Breakdown: Lol I'll be right over :]
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Bee: I'm so depressed!
Smokescreen: Trust me, if I was with you I'd give you the biggest HUGECOCK ever :]
Bee: ...
Smokescreen: I meant HIV
Bee: Hahahahahahahaha NOPE
Smokescreen: I meant hug I swear!
>>●<<
Smokescreen: I can't believe you're gonna miss it Bee. We've been planning it for weeks!
Bee: Look, I'm sorry I'm gonna miss the hairy penis weekend but I have to do a two day patrol as punishment for that last prank I did. Can we do it some other weekend?
Bee: *HAIRY POTTY
Bee: P-O-T-T-E-R
Smokescreen: XD that more than makes up for it
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Autobot Autocorrect
FanfictionWhen the Autobots meet autocorrect hilarity ensues! Prepare for awkward situations and crazy shenanigans! Rated T for language. Original idea(s) goes to Love Is 4 Walls/OneiricAludra, along with the first 23 chapters. I was just given permission to...
