Miko: Are you ready to go to the carrot?
Jack: Wut
Miko: Dammit CARROT
Miko:.
Miko: Concert! The Concert
Jack: Oh yeah I'm ready, lol
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Arcee: FML, I just read Leia Organa as Leia Orgasms
Wheeljack: What sort of Star Wars are you watching
Wheeljack: Is it the porn parody with Handjob Solo and U-Do-Mi-2
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Lennox: You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
Epps: One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a Tuesday. Today is not that day.
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June: Why didn't you tell me that your new girlfriend only ate orgasm meat? There's perfectly good stuff in the shop and yet you left her stuck eating salad!
Jack: Orgasm meat?
June: ORGANIC
June: Damn phone
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Elita-One: I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
Ratchet: You know me
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Bee: Was the movie any good?
Raf: If you like Star Wars, then go. But there isn't much explanation between Return of the Jewish and the Force Awakens.
Raf: *Jedi
Bee: Return of The Jewish XD
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Bulkhead: I got you breasts for Christmas
Miko: U WOT M8
Bulkhead: BEATS
Bulkhead: By Doctor Dre
Bulkhead: I got you headphones please don't murder me
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Bee: MERRY CHRISTMAS MOONCHILD WHAT DID YOU GET
Raf: I got an anus laptop and some ball point penis
Bee: What kind of drugs have you been taking cause I want some
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Autobot Autocorrect
ФанфикWhen the Autobots meet autocorrect hilarity ensues! Prepare for awkward situations and crazy shenanigans! Rated T for language. Original idea(s) goes to Love Is 4 Walls/OneiricAludra, along with the first 23 chapters. I was just given permission to...
