Smokescreen: Movie night tonight! You got any ideas for what we should watch?
Arcee: IDK, Miko has rented Pirates Of The Carrotpenis so I think we'll just watch that.
Smokescreen: Carrotpenis?
Arcee: What?
Smokescreen: Read the last text you sent me
Arcee: Autocorrect ftw!
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Jack: Hey, do you want to go to the cinema and see Snow White and the Congressmen?
Jack: Bunnymen
Jack: Huntsman! There I said it!
Miko: dafuq?
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Jack: Hey Fowler, I'm thinking of buying a parrot for my mom. What do you think?
Fowler: Cool, when I was in my twenties I had a COCKATTACK
Fowler: *Cockatoo!
Jack: What the...
Fowler: I don't even know
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Smokescreen: Hey bro, what's happening on FISTMEDADDY?
Smokescreen: *Friday
Bee: How many times have you typed FISTMEDADDY?
Smokescreen: Too many apparently!
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Wheeljack: Hey Cee are you and Jack going racing tonite?
Arcee: Nope, he's gone to Raf's house for some GERBLESEX
Arcee: GERMAN FOOD, GERMAN FOOD I SWEAR!
Wheeljack: Sounds cool. To clarify the German food, not the bestiality.
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June: I'm only getting $60 dollars back on tax this year T.T
Ratchet: That sucks
June: Now I can't buy the ROBOTSEX I wanted
Ratchet: What?!
June: Oh my god, ROOMBA
Ratchet: What's that?
June: An automatic robot vacuum
Ratchet: Lame, I'd rather have the robot sex
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Bulkhead: I heard Miko got stung by some bees this morning. Is she okay? Is she in hospital?
Jack: She's okay now. No hospital.
Jack: She had to take the deep penis
Bulkhead: What the frag?
Jack: I had to inject her with an EPIC PENIS
Jack: Oh for the love of...
Jack: Epi Pen
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Bee: Are you there Smoky?
Smokescreen: Yeah what's up Bee?
Bee: I'm eating Arcee out tonite so you'll have to drive Raf home
Smokescreen: I'm not sure how to respond to that. Umm have fun?
Bee: I'm not eating her out. I'm eating her out
Smokescreen: Well that sure clears things up
Bee: I mean taking! Well this has been a fun chat.
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Autobot Autocorrect
Fiksi PenggemarWhen the Autobots meet autocorrect hilarity ensues! Prepare for awkward situations and crazy shenanigans! Rated T for language. Original idea(s) goes to Love Is 4 Walls/OneiricAludra, along with the first 23 chapters. I was just given permission to...
