Raf: Eek! I have 2 go 2 the dentist tomorrow!
Jack: Don't worry, everything will be fine Raf I can feel it in my boner!
Jack: AH! I meant bones! I hate my phone!
Raf: You just made me feel WAY better XD. Thanks!
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Miko: Bulk, can u help me? I need to tune my goat again :I
Miko: I need to tune my goat!
Miko: MY GOAT
Miko: My g-u-i-t-a-r
Bulkhead: hehe, lol I'll help u
Miko: Thanks! x
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Arcee: Sooo tired! Wheeljack has been tea hong me how to wire a grenade.
Arcee: He's been TEACHNING me.
Arcee: WTF is tea hong?
Smokescreen: Is it like tea with a happy ending?
Smokescreen: LOL, I want some :P
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Jack: What's 4 dinner Mom?
June: I'm making some tameness.
June: I mean I'm making tampon!
Jack: wtf Mom? O.o
June: Dang spell check! I'm making ramen :)
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Smokescreen: I just finished watching Paranormal Activity with Jack, I'm so scared now!
Smokescreen: I feel like I'm gonna have a pancake attack!
Smokescreen: Fraggin autocorrect! I meant panic attack.
Ratchet: I was way more worried when you said pancake attack.
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June: Jack, do you know how to use Powerpoint?
Jack: Nope, sorry Mom. It isn't even on my laptop.
Jack: Try asking Raf, he has POINTYTITS
Jack: I'm so sorry, my phone has a dirty mind.
June: Um...
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Miko: Hey Jack, where are u?
Jack: I'm with Raf at the base. Why?
Miko: Nothin' I was just thinking of bringing some arsenic with me.
Miko: OMG I meant Starbucks! Srsly!
Miko: Worst typo ever!
Jack: LOL. I actually fell off the couch when I read that!
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Wheeljack: What are you reading?
Arcee: Just a little FUCKILOVEPULPYJUICE
Wheeljack: WTF?
Arcee: That was supposed to be Frankenstein...
Wheeljack: lol autocorrect
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Smokescreen: Hey Bulkhead, we have patrol in like 5 min
Bulkhead: Sorry! I'm just finishing doing a crossdressing!
Smokescreen: O.o WTF Bulkhead? How did u get into Arcee's quarters?
Bulkhead: Sorry to scare you! I'm doing a crossword!
Smokescreen: The mental image will haunt me to my dying day...
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Autobot Autocorrect
FanficWhen the Autobots meet autocorrect hilarity ensues! Prepare for awkward situations and crazy shenanigans! Rated T for language. Original idea(s) goes to Love Is 4 Walls/OneiricAludra, along with the first 23 chapters. I was just given permission to...
