Miko: I love college. Pancakes and cocaine for breakfast~
Miko: Oh my god no! no! Autocorrect T.T
Jack: Lol, I was seriously worried for a second
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Arcee: Ok, I didn't really say that. All I did was point out that she's a hippo tot
Ratchet: What are you talking about.
Arcee: Hippocrates
Arcee: Wtf this thing is possessed
Arcee: HYPOCRITE. She's a hypocrite. There I said it.
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Jack: I can't make it, my mom's tits popped
Miko: D: Popped?!
Jack: TYRES. DYAC T.T
Miko: I almost chocked from laughing!
Miko: You did this to me T.T
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Lennox: Are we doing a hyena tonight?
Epps: Nope, but I'll gladly watch you do it. Have at it bro
Lennox: ?
Lennox: *anything. Are we doing anything tonight?
Lennox: I don't think there's any hyenas around, but I'll try to find one.
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Miko: Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
Jack: You mixed the pill up with a tic-tac again didn't you
Miko: You know me so well it's scary
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Wheeljack: Best song ever?
Bee: Bogeyman Rapist?
Wheeljack: ...Can't say I've heard that one
Bee: Bohemian Rhapsody by Queen.
Wheeljack: We'll have to agree to disagree. I personally would pick Baba O'Reilly by the Who, but still good choice.
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Starscream: I've apologized a thousand times. WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT FROM ME
Knockout: Actions speak louder than wombats
Knockout: *Words. That was funny but I'm still mad at you
Knockout: You didn't listen when I said "Watch the paint" Nobody listens. It takes work to look this good!
Knockout: Not that you would know anything about that
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Bee: WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
Bee: AH SHIT WRONG NUMBER, AND MY CAPS LOCK IS STUCK
Bulkhead: No big deal. I won't tell anyone
Bulkhead: Out of curiosity who was this meant for?
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Ratchet: How are you?
Arcee: So stressed! Feel like I need to masturbate
Ratchet: Don't let me stop you.
Arcee: *Meditate. Damn autocorrect
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Lennox: You are such a casserole sometimes
Epps: Eh...thank you?
Lennox: *asshole
Epps: What did I ever do to you
Lennox: Will I start with the time you drew a dick on my face with a sharpie or with the time you groped me
Epps: Either one will do
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June: We need to get some strawberries and let them masturbate
June: Masturbate
June: MARINATE
Jack: Lol, can do mom
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Dreadwing: Now that you're back together are you going to tell him that you set his stuff on fire?
Knockout: Some things are better left unsaid
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Autobot Autocorrect
Fiksi PenggemarWhen the Autobots meet autocorrect hilarity ensues! Prepare for awkward situations and crazy shenanigans! Rated T for language. Original idea(s) goes to Love Is 4 Walls/OneiricAludra, along with the first 23 chapters. I was just given permission to...
