Bumblebee: Hey Smokescreen are you any good at blowing?
Smokescreen: Not since that one time in the Academy ;)
Bumblebee: Lol *bowling
Bumblebee: Wait what?
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Smokescreen: Dude where are you?
Jack: Sorry Smoky! My mom asked me to help her sell her vagina on Craigslist
Jack: I'm photographing it and stuff
Smokescreen: Take your time dude XD
Jack: o.O I meant china
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Bulkhead: Party Rock Anthem stuck in my helm! Make it stop!
Wheeljack: Every day I'm snuffleupagus
Wheeljack: Shuffling* lol wtf?
Bulkhead: I'm lmfao XD
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Raf: What colour is your dress again Miko?
Miko: fuckweasel
Raf: WTF?
Miko: fuchsia! Bahahaahaha
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Arcee: I died a little on the inside :(
Wheeljack: I'll bang you back to life!
Wheeljack: *Bring
Wheeljack: I feel like a rapist now (._.)
Arcee: XD.I just started laughing so hard in the middle of a meeting! If looks could kill I'd be offline!
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Ultra Magnus: Thank you for helping with the reports today Arcee
Arcee: Shore whalecum
Arcee: Sorry! Meant shore whalecum
Arcee: SHORE WHALECUM
Ultra Magnus: Do you mean you're welcome
Arcee: Yes! Thanks for figuring it out :D
Ultra Magnus: Shore whalecum
Ultra Magnus: Slaggit...
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Agent Fowler: Sorry Optimus before I forget. I'm gonna be a bit Kate to the meeting tomorrow because I have a fucktard appointment.
Optimus: What's a fucktard appointment and who's Kate?
Agent Fowler: *Doctors *Late
Agent Fowler: Never text and drive!
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Optimus: Sometimes Auto zucchini is right and sometimes it's horribly wrong.
Miko: Auto cocksucker always corrects my pancakes
Miko: Mistakes! What the fructose?
Miko: What the flounder!
Miko: Fiscal cliff!
Miko: Neurotransmitters!
Optimus: How do you get "neurotransmitters" from "fuck"?
Miko: Idk why it's even in my potato
Miko: I'm sorry I have to go bash my head off a wall now
Optimus: I'll have Ratchet on standby
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Autobot Autocorrect
FanfictionWhen the Autobots meet autocorrect hilarity ensues! Prepare for awkward situations and crazy shenanigans! Rated T for language. Original idea(s) goes to Love Is 4 Walls/OneiricAludra, along with the first 23 chapters. I was just given permission to...
