Jack: I just swallowed a huge piece of bubblegum. Is that bad?
June: Oh no, I've swallowed loads of cum in my life and I'm still here.
Jack: Ew mom TMI! O.o
June: I meant gum I swear!
Jack: Sure you did :P
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Bulkhead: Where the frag is everyone?
Miko: Bumblebee, Smokescreen and Raf are playing GTA V...
Miko: Jack is jizzing on the couch...
Bulkhead: Ew are you serious?
Miko: on the couch jizzing
Miko: Jiggling
Miko: Chilling dammit!
Bulkhead: How often do you write jizzing o.O
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Breakdown: What are you talking about?
Knockout: I hate auto-erection!
Breakdown: Do you mean auto-correct?
Knockout: Yeah auto-erection
Knockout: T.T Do you know how to turn it off
Breakdown: Nope, that sounds like a personal problem
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Wheeljack: I'm heading to the store-room, need anything sexual?
Wheeljack: *special
Arcee: I could think of a few things!
Arcee: Lol
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Agent Fowler: Do ducks have jackets
Agent Fowler: Did muck save maggots
Agent Fowler: !
Agent Fowler: Does husk make gaggles
Agent Fowler: Never Mind
Ratchet: What. The. Serious. Frag
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Wheeljack: When are you gonna ask her?
Smokescreen: Tonight. I'm really nervous!
Wheeljack: We hop it goes well
Wheeljack: We hopping
Wheeljack: Wawa skittletits
Wheeljack: WE HOPE
Smokescreen: That did not just happen! XD
Smokescreen: Wawa skittletits!?
>>●<<
Miko: I'm sorry you didn't get the collage you wanted Jack
Jack: Erection is hard!
Jack: Ugh REJECTION is hard haha
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Bulkhead: So how big is your new hooker?
Bulkhead: Homo
Bulkhead: Homer
Bulkhead: How big is your house dammit!
Raf: XD I'll send you pics
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Miko: Yo I'm so horny I could eat a dong rite now ;)
Miko: Horny for dong!
Miko: Hungry for dong!
Miko: DONG not dong!
Miko: DOG
Miko: Fridge Auto cucumber!
Miko: Ferret!
Miko: Dude you there?
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Autobot Autocorrect
FanficWhen the Autobots meet autocorrect hilarity ensues! Prepare for awkward situations and crazy shenanigans! Rated T for language. Original idea(s) goes to Love Is 4 Walls/OneiricAludra, along with the first 23 chapters. I was just given permission to...
