Arcee: Yeah, but it still sucks that they hate each other, it's making things so awkward!
Jack: Sorry for not replying. We got a new fridge and I was just eloping with it.
Jack: **helping
Jack: Oh god! I hope you're at least in a good mood now :I
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Bee: Perfect! How does March 29 sound for loving me?
Bee: Oh Primus! Stupid autocorrect, moving in!
Bee: I'm dying of embarrassment (='_'=)
Smokescreen: Don't worry, I know how you feel :]
Smokescreen: Yes, March 29 sounds good.
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Ratchet: He's so irritating!
Optimus: Oh, hopefully he has a change of wart
Optimus: Heart!
Ratchet: Wart! That's amazing ("^_^)
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Miko: Lol, no. Just some album drool to help the cough
Miko: WTF Siri? Alb uterus
Miko: Arbiter ok
Jack: Albuterol?
Miko: Yes!
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Jack: Damn, there is a really hot goat sitting across from me.
Arcce: Oh really now
Jack: FML, meant girl not goat
Arcee: Hear that? That's the sound of me screen-capping this and putting it on the Internet
Jack: suck my dick
Arcee: Ask the goat
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Miko: You there?
Bulkhead: Yeah what's up
Miko: I just saw Sierra making out with her friend
Bulkhead: Lol, I love autocorrect
Miko: No, for real. I straight up saw Sierra making out with her friend in the janitors closet.
Bulkhead: I was not expecting that.
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Breakdown: Haha ok
Knockout: There's like 5 ducks fucking me right now
Breakdown: DON'T LET THEM VIOLATE YOU. RUN
Knockout: *Following. I swear
>>●<<
Wheeljack: Bulkhead, where are you!
Bulkhead: Watching the super owl on the internet
Bulkhead: Frag, superbowl
>>●<<
Wheeljack: Yayy :D
Wheeljack: One more high-grade then we're lesbian
Ultra Magnus: What?
Wheeljack: *Leaving!
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Autobot Autocorrect
Hayran KurguWhen the Autobots meet autocorrect hilarity ensues! Prepare for awkward situations and crazy shenanigans! Rated T for language. Original idea(s) goes to Love Is 4 Walls/OneiricAludra, along with the first 23 chapters. I was just given permission to...
