Smokescreen: I'm so bored! I've been counting the cracks in the ceiling. So far I've found five and I'm naming them after the members of 1D. What are you doing?
Jack: Just eating some taxis with Miko
Smokescreen: You must be really hungry
Jack: *tacos
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Arcee: I'll be there in a minute. Just touching myself.
Wheeljack: What?!
Wheeljack: I mean, do what you gotta do. Just don't know why you'd tell me.
Arcee: No! Organizing! I'm ORGANIZING myself. I can not believe that just happened. ('='.'=)
Wheeljack: I've read it five times and I still can't believe it.
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Miko: Good news. I got the tickets!
Bulkhead: Ass zone!
Bulkhead: Wtf I typed awesome
Miko: Your phone is a freak
Bulkhead: True
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Bluestreak: I'm so excited! When's your inbreeding?
Sunstreaker: Oh, whenever I decide to frag Sideswipe into the floor.
Bluestreak: INTERVIEW
Bluestreak: I just laughed out loud in the middle of The Fault In Our Stars. Prowl thinks I'm insane now! Thanks a lot!
Sunstreaker: Ok :P
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Raf: So excited. I'm going to Arm gland for three weeks!
Bee: What
Raf: England, DYAC!
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Bulkhead: Hey :) What are you doing tonight?
Arcee: I'm just gonna chill. Probably Warcraft gymnastics.
Bulkhead: That doesn't sound very relaxing.
Arcee.: Watch. Not warcraft. Bloody auto-correct!
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June: Jack, will you be able to stay with the Autobots for a few days. I have to go out of town. A friend of mine is getting masturbated.
Jack: I'm very happy for her.
June: Oh my god. Married!
June: My phone is a pervert :(
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Autobot Autocorrect
FanfictionWhen the Autobots meet autocorrect hilarity ensues! Prepare for awkward situations and crazy shenanigans! Rated T for language. Original idea(s) goes to Love Is 4 Walls/OneiricAludra, along with the first 23 chapters. I was just given permission to...
