Jack: I think I need to take my dog to the vet :/
Raf: Why?
Jack: I'm almost certain she has dicks. I saw a huge one on her back the other day.
Raf: ...Well, that certainly is one reason to take your dog to a vet (._.)
Jack: No no no I meant ticks! I think she has ticks! I think I need to take my bloody phone to a vet, cause something's wrong with it.
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Miko: I'm babysitting the perviest dog in the world. I found him chewing one of my bras yesterday, and he's already destroyed five other ones.
Bulkhead: What type of dog?
Miko: A burger collie
Miko: Heh! A border collie, he'd be more tolerable if he was a burger T.T
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Bee: Are we doing a hyena tonight?
Smokescreen: Nope, but I'll watch you do it :/
Bee: I doubt there are any hyena's around, but I'll have a look xD
Smokescreen: Lmao, I'm staying in tonight. I have an early shift tomorrow :/
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June: She's the posh one in the family. I always hear her with her husband "I'm arriving! I'm arriving!"
Jack: wat
June: Ooops! Wrong number (=^.^=). Meant to send this to someone else
Jack: Mom, since when did you use emojis
June: Oh come on! I'm a cool mom (^.^)
Jack: Please. Stop. Now.
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Agent Fowler: There's another meeting scheduled for 6 tomorrow. The top brass are in through the ass stick about it. I'm not so sure.
Ratchet: They are what?! Is this some kinky human thing I haven't been told about yet?
Agent Fowler: No no! I meant *enthusiastic. I'm using voice recognition, it's buggy sometimes.
Ratchet: Alright then, in the mean time, I'm going to try and get rid of certain mental images.
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Miko: I'm thinking of fucking a cake this weekend. Want to help?
Jack: No thanks bruh. You do you, I'll do me and we won't do each other (or pastries)
Miko: *baking! I meant baking (;.;)
Jack: Hehe, I burn everything I bake, so I'm not going to be helpful :/ In the area of taste-testing how ever...
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June: I'm in Walmart. I've got milk and butter. Is there anything else I should get?
Jack: Can you get doritos? Also, what's for dinner?
June: I was thinking salad and maybe a naked pastor
Jack: With some fava beans and a nice Chianti?
June: *baked potato! I meant baked potato
June: Clarice
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Autobot Autocorrect
FanfictionWhen the Autobots meet autocorrect hilarity ensues! Prepare for awkward situations and crazy shenanigans! Rated T for language. Original idea(s) goes to Love Is 4 Walls/OneiricAludra, along with the first 23 chapters. I was just given permission to...
