Tordtom oneshots

The School Bathroom

Tom, Edd, Matt, and Tord were sitting in science class.  Tom looked at the clock.
5 hours of this hell hole left. Tom thought.
"Okay.  I'm bored." Matt said.
The teacher had taken away his mirror because it was a distraction. 
"Do what me and Tom do when we're bored." Tord said.
Matt looked at both of them. 
"What?" He asked.
"If we told you that it wouldn't be a secret anymore." Tom explained. 
Tord raised his arm and smiled at Tom.
"Yes Mr. Anderson." He said.
"Can I go to the bathroom with Tom?" Tord asked.
The teacher rolled his eyes and motioned for them to go.
Tord grabbed Tom and ran to the bathroom. Tord sometimes payed off the teachers so both of them could fuck in the bathroom for multiple periods of the day. The best part was no one knew about it. They always did it in the abandoned bathroom.
Tord pushed Tom up to the wall.  Both of them started a heated makeout session.  There was a school rule about no visible hickeys, so Tord took Tom's hoodie and shirt off. 
By the time the bell rings both males were in their boxers. 
"Next class or stay here?" Tord asked.
"Here.  Oh god.  Please.  Continue." Tom begged.
The reason Tom started to beg was because Tord began grinding.  Tord pulled Tom and his boxers down and smiled. 
"Ready Thomas?" Tord asked.
Tom nodded. 
Tord pushes himself in and got a muffled moans from Tom. 

Meanwhile

Edd and Matt walked to lunch.  Tom and Tord were nowhere to be found.
"They've sure been in that bathroom for awhile.  Do you think something happened?" Edd asked.
Matt wasn't paying attention.  He had got his mirror back and was looking at his face to see if anything was wrong.
"I'm going to look fo them." Edd said getting up and walking out of the cafeteria.

Back to the norski and Jehovah's Witness.

Tord continued to pound into his lover.  They could never go to Tom's house because of his parents.  And Tord's house was a military base that no one was supposed to know about, but Tom.  He trusted Tom. 
Tom tried to muffle his moans and screams, but he couldn't.  It was hard because Tord was hitting all the right places. 
"T-Tord ah.  Stop being s-soooo ah mmm.  Good at th-this." Tord moaned out.
"Sorry Tom, but when I start fucking a thing I give it 110%."
Tom couldn't even respond. 
Tord started to lick Tom's neck.  It made Tom moan worse.

Edd looked in every bathroom in the school.  Well except for the abandoned one.  Edd didn't think they'd be in there.  They probably bailed out.  They were both known for leaving school if it got boring.  Edd walked by the abandoned bathroom.  He looked inside a little.  He heard moans and whimpers. 
"Probably some senior fucking a freshman." Edd whispered. 
Edd decided to save the poor freshman by walking in and knocking on the stall they were in.
"Okay.  Don't want to get pregnant do you?" Edd asked.
Tom and Tord blushed.  Edd found them. 
"Why do you seniors seem to always fuck the newbies.  I mean do you want to become preg-"
"Edd shut up." Tom yelled.
"TOM?!" Edd yelled.
"Hey Edd."
Edd heard the Norwegian accent. 
"Oh my god." Edd said.  He was freaking out, "WHAT ARE YOU TWO DOING!?"
"Each other.  I mean.  Tom is the bottom, so I'm doing him."
"Not helping Tord!  Just get dressed and come to lunch." Edd growled.
"I always have to clean up all your mistakes don't I." Edd said under his breath.
"Fiiiiiiine." Tord whined.
Minutes later Tord unlocked the stall helping Tom. 
"You're no fun Edd."
"Yeah Yeah.  I crush the fun.  Fuck at your houses.  Gosh is it that hard."
"Yes.  Our parents are the problem" Tom explained.
Edd rolled his eyes and walked back to the cafeteria.  Tom and Tord followed closely behind.  They were both giggling when they sat down.  Matt actually looked up from his mirror.  He raised an eyebrow and looked at Edd. 
Edd made his 'don't worry about it' face. 

Then every time Edd wanted to embarrass Tom or Tord he would almost bring up the bathroom scene.  Also Tom and Tord are still in a relationship.  Also the incident never happened.  Yay.