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We're playing twister

Tom was getting fucked by Tord. Edd and Matt were asleep so it was okay to do so.
Edd got to get something when he heard a noise from the norski's room.
He went over and opened the door.
"Hey. What are you doing?" Edd asked.
Tord froze.
"I thought you locked the door." Tord whispered.
"I thought you always lock the door?" Tom whispered back.
Edd was waiting patiently for his answer.
"We're playing twister." Tord said.
Edd raised an eyebrow.
Tom gave him a 'What the fuck' face.
"Well. You two have fun." Edd said walking out.
"That was a close one. Now Tommy. Where were we?" Tord said.
"Oh and if you ever fuck in this house again without notifying me about your relationship. I'll kick your asses and move Tom to the second floor and Tord can stay down here. Okay." Edd said peaking through the door.
Tom and Tord nodded. Edd left and went back to bed.
Matt went to Edd's room and knocked on the door.
"What?" Edd asked.
"It's Matt can I come in?" Matt asked.
Matt heard a sure and went inside closing the door behind him.
"So. What do you want to talk about?" Edd asked.
"I have something I would like to tell you." Matt said.
Edd nodded.
"I like you." Matt said nervously.
"Well I like you too Matt." Edd said back.
They both smiled.
"Hey. You know what's funny actually. Tord tried to say him and Tom were playing twister, but I believe his thing was in Tom's ass." Edd laughed.
"Yeah. I wish Tom and Tord would just tell us if they were in a relationship." Matt said.
Edd nodded.
"I think we'll get weirded out because they were enemies for so long." Edd explained.
"Edd!" Tord yelled.
"What!" Edd yelled back.
"Thomas said to tell you that we love each other! He said he didn't want his ass more sore that it actually is right now!" Tord yelled.
"I FUCKING KNEW IT! YOU WEREN'T PLAYING TWISTER!" Edd screamed.
Tord chuckled.
"There you go Thomas. Now can we cuddle?" Tord asked.
Tom sighed and nodded.
"Yay."
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Thank you all for reading this piece of trash. This was rushed because I'm having my father, 1 and 1/2 year old sister and almost 3 year old brother over. So I will work on these if I have a time for myself. You know how kids are. They want to see what you're fucking doing every minute you're on your phone or computer. Also my almost 7 year old brother caught me writing this and asked me to read it to him. I being the older sibling and wanting to protect his innocence I turned my phone off and waited for him to leave. And here's a tip for ya. Don't play cards against humanity if you don't know what like one card means. I was laughed at for being to innocent. If only they knew the truth.