Tordtom oneshots

Boop

Tord was stalking Tom.  Tom thought it was quite.  Too quiet. 
When he turned around he came face to face with Tord.  Tord looked him dead in the eye and poked his nose. 
"Boop" Tord giggled.
Tord ran to his room and giggled.
"What.  The.  Fuck." Tom said standing there.
Edd walked in there and saw Tom contemplating his life choices.  Like his marriage to Tord. 
"Tom are you okay?" Edd asked.
"Tord just stalked me just to boop my nose." Tom said.
"Yep.  Matt does that too." Edd sighed.
"Why did we marry those asshats again?" Tom asked.
"You loooooooooove meeeeeeeeee." Tord screeched.
"You love him.  You want him to fuck you.  He has the personality of a tiger shark, but you love him anyway.  Go get your daddy~." Edd said slyly.
"He doesn't have that kink!" Tom growled.
"Yes he does."
"Oh no he doesn't because if he does he'll be a dead son of a bitch I'll tell you that." Tom said loud enough for Tord to hear.
Tord laughed.
Edd laughed and didn't even see Matt come up.
"Boop." He said and ran away giggling.
"What.  The.  Fuck." Edd said.
Both of the bottoms looked at each other and sighed.  This was their life.  But they loved the person that they married so there was nothing they could do about it. 
The end

Hi there.  Let me tell you another story.  It's part of the same story but a few hours later so don't think they are two different ones k.  Okay.

Tord was deep into Tom.  Like super deep. 
Tom was screaming the Norwegian's name.  Edd and Matt were out so they could both do what they wanted.
"Shit Thomas.  I think I'm gonna cum." Tord huffed.
"Oh please daddy~." Tom moaned.
He then covered his mouth.
Tord stopped and looked at Tom.
"Thomas?  Did you just call me daddy?" Tord asked.
Tom nodded.
Tord kissed Tom and continued.
Tord then came into Tom and pulled out leaning on the wall.
Tom laid their panting.
"That's so hot." Tord said watching Tom.
"What are you gonna do about it, fuck me again?" Tom joked.
Tom then realized that was a mistake.  Giving Tord ideas was a bad idea.  But Tom usually got a double round out of it so he wasn't complaining.
"Nah.  I'm good." Tord said putting his hands behind his head and smiling.  He knew what Tom was doing.
"If you want me to fuck you again all you gotta do is ask sweetheart." Tord said.
"You're a buttnut." Tom growled.
"No I nutted in your ass." Tord said smirking.
"Please fuck me again." Tom begged looking at Tord.
"Why?" Tord asked.
"Because you love me.  And I'll be a bad boy until you do." Tom said.
"Nah.  I love you Thomas." Tord said hugging the smol bean.
"I love you too I guess." Tom replies. 
Then they both took an eight hour nap which I want to do but I can't.