Tordtom oneshots

Power up

Edd: powers from power Edd.
Matt: the power to levitate anything. Mostly his mirrors.
Tord: basically Deadpool
Tom: unknown

Edd was hovering around the house. Tom was on the couch drinking Smirnoff like usual.
"Man Tom. I'm starting to think your power is accelerated liver function. With all the alcohol you drink." Edd said flying over to Tom.
Tom shrugged.
He knew exactly what he was. A completely normal human.
Every one usually finds what power they get when their a teenager, but Tom's 22.
"You know Edd. If I haven't had any sort of power surge that means." Tom stopped himself.
He didn't want to talk about what happened to humans.
"Tom we'll all protect you. You'll never ever get taken away." Edd cried.
"You guys talking about how Thomas is going to be a sex slave." Tord said fiddling with a gun in the doorway.
"Cause if that's the case. I'll just kill him now." Tord said flipping the gun in the air.
"No! We can protect him." Edd cried.
"I'm not gonna shoot him. Who do you think I am Edward. You know why I wouldn't." Tord whispered the last part.
Edd walked into the kitchen again.
"Thomas?"
Tom growled.
"You know I would never shoot you."
"I-If they do come for me. Promise me you will." Tom said.
"What no. I'd never kill you."
"I'd rather be killed by someone I love than be taken away and never seen again."
"I-I promise."
Tom got up and went over and hugged Tord. Then he softly kissed him. What he didn't expect was Tord to kiss back.
"I'll fucking make you my sex slave." Tord whispered to Tom.
Tom's eyes widened.
"S-Sorry." Tord mumbled.
"It's fine." Tom said turning his head away.
Matt walked in holding a phone to his ear and levitating an mirror.
"Tom.  Oh yeah.  Edd is worrying about him.  Oh hey Tom.  Tord." Matt said waving.
Matt hung up his phone.
"What do you mean Edd's worried about me?" Tom asked.
"Yeah. One of us will always stay home." Tord said holding Tom tight as if the people were going to burst in the door.
Matt shrugged.

Later

There was a knock at the door.
Tord got up and answered it.
"Yearly power check." The man said.
Tord's eyes widened.
The man walked in.
"How many people are living here?" He asked.
Tord hesitated.
"Four."
The man wrote something on his clipboard.
"All males?"
"Yes"
He nodded and wrote that down.
"I was just at your neighbors house. They're harboring a human. Hopefully you are smarter." He growled.
Tord nodded.
He ran to Tom's door and pounded on it.
"Thomas stop touching yourself and get out here." Tord yelled.
Tom flung the door open.
"I was not." Tom growled motioning to his computer which had wattpad up.
Tord smirked.
"Jacking off to a story on wattpad huh." Tord smirked.
"You know what. Think what you want." Tom said walking out into the kitchen.
Then he noticed the man standing talking with Edd and Matt.
"Oh Tom. Tord has to show this man his powers next." Edd said.
Tord walked out.
"So what's your po-." The man was cut off by a gun shot.
"Shit. Fuck. Ah. Why the fuck did I do that?" Tord cursed.
The wound healed.
"Oh regeneration. Useful." The guy said.
He then pointed to Tom.
"Uh me?"
He nodded.
"Well. It's not really something I like to talk about." Tom blushed.
"Oh. Let's just share stories then." The man said.
"Just a regular day. Watching the children. I just passed out and when I woke up. I had these power surges." Edd said.
"I wanted my mirror from across the room so I levitated it over to me." Matt said.
"I was brutally scarred on my right side. Tom did it." Tord said.
"And then you healed the scars?"
Tord nodded.
"That means you have fire magic then. Can I see?" The man had a twinkle in his eyes.
"I don't have any power at all." Tom said softly.
"Tom!" All three of his friends yelled.
"You can't take him. He's our friend and I love him." Tord said holding Tom tightly.
Tom hugged him back.
A little purple fuzz was tickling his arm.
"Tord. You need to get the lint off your hoodie." Tom said.
Tord raised an eyebrow.
"Tom. We both have long sleeve hoodies on. How about you cle-." Tord stopped as two horns punctured his lung and heart.
Blood ran down onto Tom. He pulled away from Tord. Two purplish horns were at the top of his head.
"I'm sorry." Tom looked like he would cry.
Then he realized Tord was still standing and the wounds had healed up already.
"So not a human. Good. This is very good. The Red Leader will be pleased." The man hissed.
"Wait a minute." Tord said.
Wasn't that him.
Hmmmmmmmm
"Okay bye." Tord said pushing the guy out the door.
"Who's the Red Leader?" Edd asked.
"No one. Now. Thomas. Look how cute you are." Tord said petting Tom.
There was still blood on his horns. Tord went and grabbed something to clean his horns off with.

After that

Tord got a phone call. He knew what it was. He ignored it.
Tom snuggled next to Tord
"Hey. You didn't answer my question." Tord said smirking.
"What are you talking about?" Tom said nuzzling closer to Tord.
"Want to be my boyfriend?" Tord asked.
Tom thought he was talking about another question he mentioned earlier.
Tom smiled.
"I don't know.  What are the benefits of this corporation." Tom had a straight face on to make it look like he wasn't joking.
"Uhhhh.  You get to be my boyfriend and I'm gonna say I'm great in bed, but I haven't really slept with anyone." Tord said.
Tom started to laugh.
"I was joking you homicidal fucker.  But yes.  I'll be your boyfriend." Tom said pecking Tord on his lips.
"This means that if anyone hurts you I'll put a bullet in their head." Tord said.
"Sweetheart. No." Tom said.
Tord sighed but nodded.
It was sweet that Tom wasn't a human. Tord tightened his grip around Tom. Tom was his and no one else's.

Victory screech. Ahhhhhhhhhhhh! Okay bye. :P