Tordtom oneshots

F u commie

Disclaimer: my friends all wrote some of all. They grabbed my phone and started typing. I had no control.

"C-Commie.  Uh.  Oh yeah." Tom panted.
Tord just so happened to walk past Tom's room.
"T-Thomas~. Oh yeah!" Tord moaned while bucking his hips and slamming inside.
"What the fuck!" Tom screeched.
Tord slammed inside thrusting in and out aggressively going deeper with each thrust. "Let's do a threesome right now." Tord suggested.
"Fuck you commie. It's just us." Tom growled.
"So what, we might as well try it before something bad happens" suggested Tord.
"Just us!" Tom growled.
Tord raised his hands in defeat. Tord looked at Tom and said "let me fuck that ass more baby boy." As he winked.
Then Tom yelled as loud as he can "FUCK ME IN THE ASS DADDY!"
Tord started to thrust harder in Tom and he came inside of Tom. When he got done, he went downstairs and got something to drink and when he looked in the fridge there was nothing in there to drink so he asked his boyfriend "where the hell is the milk at" and Tord said that "he'll go to the store and get some milk 🥛 later." When Tord got back from the store, he brought back a gallon full of his cum and Tom was pissed because he wanted milk.
But Thomas  was really thirsty for a glass of milk and then he was going to go back to bed with Tord. When they went back upstairs, Tord asked Tom if he wanted pull a quickie before they go back to bed and Tom said sure, go downstairs and grab that gallon and let's get started. However when Tom went back downstairs and get the gallon, it was empty because Tord's dad Tony drunk it because he thought it was milk.
When Tom told Tony what was really in that gallon, Tony was pissed at first but then he enjoyed it and asked if there was anymore left because he loved it so much and he wanted more.
"That's your sons cum." Tom said.
Tony blushed.
"Yeah we were going to do a quickie, but yeah."
"I'm going to puke now." Tony said walking to the bathroom.
Tom went back upstairs and told Tord what happened.
Of course the communist started to laugh.
"Fuck you commie.  Of course you would laugh at that."
"I love you Thomas."
Then they had sex for the rest of the night until Tord's dad walked in on them doing it.
"What the fuck is going on in here?" Tony said walking in.
"Dad get out!" Tord screeched.
"No I wanna know- Oh.  Son having fun~?" He asked.
"Get out!"
Tord's dad left and they continued fucking for the rest of the night and then Tom was pregnant with twins.

Okay like 4 people worked on this with the fucking thing.  Two of them knew Eddsworld and one put FUCK ME IN THE ASS MATT.  I was really mad so I changed that.  Anyway I hope u enjoyed this random burst of weirdness.  I'll see you later.