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Tom and Tord's interdimensional travel of random magic sorcery things.

Not my video.  I thought it was funny.  I have no fucking idea what I'm doing.

Tom and Tord were fighting again.  Edd was getting fed up with it. 
"YOU TWO OUT!  DON'T COME BACK UNTIL YOU SOLVE THIS!" Edd yelled kicking them both out.
"Edd he started it!" Tord yelled.
"I DON'T CARE WHO STARTED IT!  I'M ENDING IT!"  Edd yelled slamming the door.
"This is your fault." Tord growled.
"How is it my fault." Tom growled.
"You are rude and disrespectful." Tord growled.
"Maybe you should jus-."  Tom said.
Tord kissed Tom passionately on the lips.   Tom kissed back.  Their bodies glowed and they were fused together and pulled through a portal.
"Tom." Tord said.
"Tord?"  Tom asked.
"Where are we?"  Tord asked.
"We're on a beach."  Tom said.
A boy ran out of a building and stopped in front of fused tom and tord.
"Hi I'm Steven.  What's your name?"  He asked smiling.
"Torm." Both Tom and Tord said.
"Your voice is weird.  Are you a fusion?" He asked with stars in his eyes.
"Look kid we have to get back to England.  I have somewhere to be." Tord said.
"Where?" He asked.
"Tord be nice.  He's a kid."  Tom said.
"Thomas I have to go to the Red Army base and deal with something.  Not be fused with my worst enemy!" Tord yelled.
"You think I like this.  I would be asleep right now."  Tom growled.
"What is wrong.  I thought gems only fused if you liked each other like Garnet." Steven cried.
"Oh.  We're sorry.  Edd kicked us out because we fight too much.  I guess we fused because we need to learn a lesson." Tord said.
"Oh god.  I just realized.  Never mind."  Tom blushed.
"Jehovah what did you realize?"  Tord asked.
"Nothing." Tom said.
"Come meet my friends." Steven said pulling on Torm's sleeve.
They walked into a house and five people were standing in the room.
"Steven were have you been?" The one with a white gem in her head asked.
"I'm fine pearl.  I met someone.  There a fusion.   Torm."  Steven pointed to Tom and Tord, "this is Garnet, Amethyst, Lapis, Pearl, and Peridot."
"Hillo" Tom and Tord both said.
"Faen" Tord said.
"What?" Tom asked.
"Jeg elsker deg." Tord blushed.
(I love you)
"Whatever.  Probably means I hate you in your stupid language."  Tom growled.
"Du vet ikke engang norsk!" Tord yelled.
(You don't even know Norwegian.)
"You two don't have a great relationship." Garnet said.
"We are not in a relationship.  I shot this Commie out of the sky."  Tom hissed.
"Almost killed me.  But ya didn't." Tord mocked, "Hey but I have two arms again."
"This arm is my arm." Tom hissed.
"You two have issues." Period said.
"Ah you're just like Edd." Tord growled.
"Is Edd a fusion too."  Steven asked.
"No.  He's like the mom of our group.  He tried to stop me from shooting Thomas with a rocket, but it didn't work.  I just realized he didn't stop you when you shot that harpoon at me." Tord hissed.
"Because you're insane."  Tom argued.
"I can't believe you think I'm like that."  Tord hissed.
"It's true though." Tom growled.
"I did what I did for a reason.  Thomas you're always jumping to conclusions with me!  I'm tired of it."  Tord yelled.
"Then why did you do it!" Tom yelled.
"Because I didn't want the Army to hunt you down and kill you!  Don't you see I." Tord started.  He trailed off.  He didn't want to admit he loved someone who didn't love him back.  Of course they were sharing a body, but they had their own mind. 
"Oh my."  Pearl said.
"Don't you think this happened for a reason." Tord said.
"No.  I don't." Tom hissed.
"Uh.  Question.  Why do you fight?"  Steven asked.
"Cover your ears little one.  It is a long st- ." Tord started.
"He took my v-." Tom started.
"There are children present." Tord scolded.
"When did you start caring what you say in front of others." Tom asked.
"He took your what?"  Amethyst asked.
"It's something we don't talk about."  Tord said.
"Edd asked us multiple times about it, but it's awkward." Tom said.
"You know how people make children." Tord blushed.
"Unfortunately." Pearl said.
"Well...  me and Tom in high school did that, but he didn't have his monster DNA back then."  Tord said.
"Oh wow." Pearl said.
"I was drunk."  Tom started.
"You seemed pretty sober halfway through." Tord argued.
The people in the room were very confused. 
"Why are you mad at him then?" Steven asked.
"It was in the abandoned men's bathroom during prom."  Tom blushed, "he didn't even help me afterwards."
"That's because Edd was looking for us.  And I needed to distract him!" Tord yelled.
There was a flash and both of them were unfused. 
"We aren't fused anymore."  Tord said.
"Good.  Now how do we get back?"  Tom asked.
"How did we get here?"  Tord asked, "Did you press any buttons on my arm?"
"No, but-.  No no no no no no no.  No." Tom blushed. 
"What?"  Tord asked.
Toms face heated up.  Beads of sweat formed on his forehead.
"Let's go Tom." Tord said.
He reached out his hand.
"Don't touch me!" Tom yelled.
"Fine." Tord said raising his arms.
"I thought you two made up?" Steven asked.
"We did, but Tom wants to be alone right now." Tord said.
"Not right now a month.  A whole fucking month." Tom growled.
Tord laughed looking at his blue hoodied comrade.
"What are you laughing at?" Tom asked.
"Nothing come on Thomas I know a way home." Tord said.
"What?!" Tom yelled.
"Kiss me." Tord smiled.
Tom's eyes went pink and horns appeared on his head.
"NO!" Tom screamed.
"It's how we got here." Tord said, "it could get us home."
"If I do you can't do anything to me. No matter how much I beg." Tom explained.
Tord nodded.
Tom kissed Tord and they went home. They ended up in Tom's bed making out.
"You're in heat Tom. You don't want this." Tord said, "I respect your privacy and heat."
"Thanks Commie." Tom said.
"Jeg elsker deg." Tord said walking out.
"Love you too Commie." Tom said quietly.
Tord smiled to himself outside Tom's door.
"Tord were's Tom?" Edd asked.
"Oh he's in his room." Tord smiled.
"Thanks." Edd smiled.
Tom was lying awake. His heat was preventing him from sleeping. Also Tord face kept him awake. He replayed the memory of the bathroom in his mind. His checks heated up more. Stupid monster DNA.
"Hey Tom." Edd said at the door.
"Hey Edd." Tom said.
"Did you and Tord stop fighting?" Edd asked.
Tom nodded.
"Why do you even fight?" Edd asked.
"I think me and Tord both have to be ready to share that story." Tom explained.
"Okay. If you're ever ready you know where to find me." Edd said.
Tom nodded and Edd left.
Tom got up and sat on the couch.
"Hey Tom." Tord said.
"Hey." Tom said.
"Here." Tord said. He handed Tom a Smirnoff.
"Thanks." Tom thanked.
"What did Edd want?" Tord asked.
"Wanted to know what happened between you and me." Tom answered.
"You wanna tell him?" Tord asked.
"Do you?" Tom asked.
"No, but he deserves the truth." Tord told Tom.
"Yeah. It doesn't feel right keeping a big secret like that." Tom said.
"You guys have a big secret!" Matt yelled, "Edd get out here!"
Edd ran out to Matt.
"You guys have a secret? Is it the one why you hate each other?" Edd asked.
"Yeah. It is." Tord answered.
"Tell them." Tom said.
"Okay here we go." Tord said.

*prom night*
Tord's P.o.V

I looked around. Tom was sitting by himself drinking. He didn't have a date, but he came.
"Hey Thomas." I said.
"Hey Commie." Tom said.
"You need something to do?" I asked.
"Sure. What you thinking?" Tom asked.
"Follow me to the abandon boys bathroom. We'll play a prank on Edd and Matt." I said.
"That's evil. I'm in." Tom agreed.
We went to the bathroom and Tom was pretty drunk. He fell and I helped him up.
"I'm gay not straight miss." Tom mumbled.
"What?" I blushed.
"I said I was gay. And I'm in love with a communist." Tom giggled.
"Is his name Tord? Is he a Norski?" I asked.
"Yeah. How did you know that? Are you a wizard?" Tom asked.
"Look who you're talking to." I laughed.
Tom looked up and wrapped his arms around my neck.
"Hi Tordy." Tom said drunken.
Tom started to kiss me. His lips tasted like alcohol and cherries it was nice.
Tom started to take off his suit he was wearing.
"Fuck me Tord!" Tom yelled.
My eyes widened. He wanted me to do what?
"No Tom we shouldn't. You're drunk. You'll get mad that I did this. You'll say I took advantage of you. I like you as a friend." I said.
"Aww.  You think I'll stop being friends after this.  I'll love it.  I'll be allllllllll yours Tordy." Tom whispered.
I thought for a bit.  I shrugged it wouldn't hurt if he was drunk.  He wouldn't remember it.  I nodded. 

*present*

"That's why Tom hates me.  We fucked in the abandoned bathroom."  Tord said.
"Yep *hic* this Commie was really good though." Tom said drunk.
"This is not happening again." Tord scolded.
"But Tordy I'm in heat this time."  Tom moan.
"Don't care." Tord growled.
"I'll moan your name allllllllll night.  Really really loudly and lust filled." Tom cried.
"Yeah you will." Tord laughed.
"Tord I don't know about you, but I don't want to hear that all night."  Edd said.
"Just do it.  We'll back you up." Matt said.
"He's in heat.  I can't.  I lo.  I just don't want him to hate me more."  Tord crossed his arms.
"I'd rather sit through Tom moaning for an hour than him screaming your name all night." Edd growled.
Tord rolled his eyes and picked Tom up bridal style. 
"My sweet prince gonna fuck me again?" Tom giggled.
"No Tom. You're going to bed." Tord said.
"Aww, But Tordy I specifically said I would scream your name." Tom said.
"You'll tire yourself out." Tord said walking out, "Jeg elsker deg Thomas."
"Love you *hic* too Commie." Tom said.
Tord went back to the couch.
"Uhh aren't you supposed to be doing something." Matt said.
"He fell asleep."  Tord said.
The next day Tom woke up and looked around.  There was a note.
Dear Tom.
I thought this would be helpful. 
I love you
-Your Commie
A pill was beside it.  Now that Tom thought about it he had a bad headache. He smile at the fact Tord actually cared for his well being for once.

Hope everything made sense.  I'm a very random person.