Tordtom oneshots

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Let's see how many Michigan fans I trigger.

Tom and Tord were asleep. 
"Ahh Matt." Edd moaned.
Tord woke up a bit.
"Edd be quiet." Matt giggled.
Tord shook Tom awake.
"Not tonight Tord.  Maybe later." Tom said sleepily.
"No Tom.  Get the ear muffs." Tord whispered.
"I thought you hid them last time."
"I thought you did."
Tom and Tord both looked at each other. 
"We're screwed aren't we?" Tord asked.
Tom nodded.
"No biting Matt." Edd said giggling.
"Fine." Matt whined.
Tord pulled Tom closer and covered his ears.
"Your innocence's must be retained." Tord hugged Tom tighter almost smothering him.
"Tord I'm pretty sure my innocence was taken with my virginity." Tom said with sass.
Tord blushed. 
"I don't know what you're talking about." Tord said still with a thick blush on his face.
"Remember when we rented that hotel room for the night and we had a little fun." Tom said.  His fingers crawled up Tord's shirt and wrapped around his neck.
"Wait.  How about we pretend we're doing something.  That way we can teach them a lesson.  Also I don't think they know we rent hotel rooms to have our fun and then come back here like nothing happened.  I think they still think you're a virgin." Tord laughed.
This was true.  Tom and Tord fucked somewhere else and came right back so Edd or Matt wouldn't catch them.  It was working all right until Edd and Matt got together and Tom and Tord had to wear earmuffs to bed. 
"Oh Thomas.  I didn't know you had no gag reflex." Tord moaned.
Tom smiled.
"The fuck." They heard Matt say.
"Tom would never fuck Tord.  What's happening?" Edd questioned.
"Come on Tordy.  Please fuck me.  I would love nothing more." Tom cried.
"Wow.  Tom you don't moan like this when I actually fuck you.  Seriously.  Do this when I am actually doing things." Tord whispered.
Tom rolled his voids and nodded.
"Oh Tommy.  I would love too.  But beg~." Tord said.
Edd and Matt heard various sounds coming from the other two male's room.  It was very obvious they were fucking.  Little did they know they were doing nothing. 
Edd and Matt walked over to Tom and Tord's room.
"You two are worst than Edd." Matt said pounding on the door.
Tord opened the door fully clothed and tapping is nails on the doorframe.
"So will you two be quieter now?" Tord asked.
"You two weren't fucking?" Edd asked.
"No.  Now answer my question."
Edd nodded.
"Yes.  But will you two ever get it on in here.  Seriously you don't have to sneak out and fuck in a hotel." Edd smiled.
Tord blushed hard.  Edd had secretly known from the third time they snuck out and Tom was being carried by Tord.  He wanted to confront the two, but thought it was best they keep their little secret. 
"W-We don't do t-that." Tom stuttered.
Edd laughed.
"How many times have you guys snuck out and came back giggling and Tom's ass was sore?  Hm?" Edd asked.
"Wait. Tom and Tord sneak out to frickle frakle?" Matt asked.
Edd nodded.
Tord shut the door and went back over to Tom.
"Thomas find the earmuffs please."
"I'll do it later."
Tord smiled and pinned Tom down.
"Oh Thomas. You act like it's a choice." Tord smiled.
"Is it? Because you hid them the last time." Tom said.
"Oh did I now."
Tom nodded.
What they didn't know was Edd and Matt had taken them and put them on before they went to sleep.
Tord attacked Tom's neck.  Tom tried to bit his lip and keep it quiet, but Tord had other plans. 
"Come on Tom.  Let's see if we can wake up Edd and Matt." Tord smirked.
Of course Tom wasn't against Tord fucking him for no reason, but something didn't feel right.
"Edd an Matt took our earmuffs.  Oh make me moan loud.  Let's wake up the whole neighborhood." Tom said smiling.
Tord ripped everything off both of them and went right to the places Tom moaned louder at.  Unlike Edd, Tom was pretty loud.  One reason Tord loved Tom.
Tord had accidentally found out Tom was a screamer when he bit down on Tom's sweet spot while they were in a pretty physical fight.  After that Tom fell limp.  Tord didn't know if it was his monster DNA saying take me now or if he passed out.  The results of that fight was Tom trying to hump Tord the next day, because evidently Tord had marked him during the fight.  That was a fun day. 
Tord started to thrust into the Brit.  He loved the sounds Tom made. 
"Oh my goodness Tord stop we're trying to sleep." Edd said pounding on the door.
"Sorry Edd.  I thought you had our earmuffs." Tord said innocently.
Tom giggled. 
"We do.  But seriously.  You did this on purpose." Edd growled.
"Yeah we did.  You glad we sneak out now?" Tord asked.
Edd grumbled and said yes. 
Tord looked at Tom and kissed him.
"Love you Thomas." Tord said pulling out and laying down.
Tom grumbled, but cuddled up next to Tord. 
In the morning it was very awkward. 

Boom.  The end.