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Braces

Tom and Tord were both sitting together in the dentist office. How did this happen you may ask. Their braces were stuck together. Both their mothers were sitting next to them scolding them about how careless they were.
"Tom you knew he had braces too. Did you not think this would happen?"
Tom couldn't answer. But neither could Tord so they both sat there annoyed.
The two teens got looks in the waiting room, they even heard a few whispers. Some children giggled and laughed and pointed at them.
"Tis ws a mithake." Tord tried to say.
"Ow yu dumbaths!" Tom yelped.
His accent didn't help in this situation either. Tom could barely understand Tord and all he got from that was a.
"Stop talking you'll make it worse." Tord's mom smacked Tord's head causing him to groan and cross his arms.
"Thomas and Tord." The nurse called them.
They both turned their heads then remembered by the sudden pain that they were linked together.
"Oh my." She said, "I think we may need the doctor too."
She led both of the teens into a room.
"Stay here and try not to move. You poor things." She said before leaving.
The doctor came in, saw the two of them, and left.
"Wht ws tat abut?" Tord asked.
Tom shrugged.
And then the doctor came back with another doctor.
"How did this happen?" She asked, "well I guess you can't really respond can you."
"I'll go get the clippers." The male dentist said walking out.
"Wat will tis hrt?" Tom asked.
"No no. We've done this many times."
She then lowered her voice and said:
"Horny fucking teenagers."
"Hyy I tke ofethse to tht." Tord growled.
"What?"
The other doctor came back in.
"Okay I have good news and bad news. The good news is you don't need braces anymore and the bad news is I have to remove them while you two are attached."
"WAT!" Both teens yelled.
"We jut kithed. Wy ith our lifths ths hrd!" Tord yelled.
"Oh that makes sense. Horny teenagers again?" The doctor asked the other.
She nodded.
"It wath ony our firtht date!" Tom tried to yell.
"Yeah but we all know what happens by the third date with you guys."
They just gave up. Tord maybe the horny one most of the time but it was just an innocent kiss. They weren't making out and fucking on the couch.
"Fifth date or not you should be doing this stuff." The dentist started to clip the wires.
Tord tried to talk but the dentist hushed him.

Almost an hour later

Tom and Tord where finally separated.
"It was our first date!" Tord yelled.
"We kissed and then got stuck! We aren't horny or anything else!"
"And we haven't even planned our third date yet! We haven't made it past one!"
Both continued to yell at the dentist while they walked back to their parents. When they got out they saw their dads as well.
"You're mother told me you didn't need your braces anymore. So I came to congratulate you on straight teeth." Tom's dad said.
"Yes that is exactly what happened." Tom said.
Tord nodded along.
"They got their braces stuck together Chris. Don't flatter them." Tom's mom said.
"How? It wasn't sex was it?"
"IT WAS OUR FIRST DATE OH MY GOD YOU ARE SO GROSS!" Tom yelled and turned away. His face was red with embarrassment.
Tony laughed.
"Getting worked up over nothing.  Come on boy even people who've known each other for awhile fuck on the first date." His Russian accent was thick as he mocked his son and the drama queen.
"Dad stop." Tord whined.
Chris decided that was enough of messing with his child so he said this:
"Come on everyone.  They're teenagers and we all know they won't do anything we wouldn't do.  So when's the baby coming?"
Tom's voids went white and Tord's color drained.
"We just had our braces stuck together." Tord cried covering his face.
"We all know that's an ancient breeding ritual.  You're not fooling any of us."
Tom had had enough so he grabbed Tord's hand and headed towards the door.
"Drive home together I'm taking the car home." Tom growled.
"Don't fuck in the car!" Tony yelled to them on their way out.
They both sat in the car and looked at each other.
"When do you want to tell them why we are dating?"
"Hopefully never." Tom laughed.
And so they drove home.  Without braces.

I am very tired.