Friend: why don't you have a boyfriend?
Me: *shows a pick of BTS*
Friend: what do those girls have anything to do with you getting a boyfriend?
Me: ......
Friend:.......
*hour later
Other friend; where's *friends name*?
Me: 8 feet under.........
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Boyfriend: do you love me?
Me: yes
Boyfriend: more then BTS?
Me: now your getting ahead of yourself....
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Mom: why do you like those Chinese boys
Me: dafuq.......
(Lol..if this has happened to you let me know)
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BTS: *comes out with merch, new album, new plushies and coming to your country for a concert*
Wallet: *opens and bats fly out* that's right bitch you broke AF
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My guy friend had a crush on me and when he found out how much I love BTS he tried to get me out of my crush. You will not believe the shit he told me. He said, "you know they have small dicks, right?"
I just said, "how would you know" then I gave him a look towards our Korean friend who was a guy. After that he didn't bother with that again. 😂😂
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Ok...if these are relatable to you let me know...i know that all of these have happened to me before. As always. I💜y'all.
