Me: mom look *shows pic of BTS*
*starts fan girls and says how cute they are*
Mom: who are these pretty girls?
Me:...........
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Dad: who is oppa?
Dad: why are you crying?
Dad: are you sure these are guys?
Dad: your telling me he's 24 he looks 15
Dad: is he wearing makeup?
Dad: what does he have to stop? He's just standing there!
Dad: how is he not gay?
Dad: lord help me.....
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Mom: *thinks her daughter is gay*
Mom: it's ok...I know
Me: know what?
Mom: that your gay...it ok
Me: mom I'm not gay!
Mom: yes you are. You think these girls are hot and sexy.
Me: mom...those saw guys....
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Dad: there not boys!!!! They wear makeup!!!!
Me: ITS STAGE MAKEUP!!!
Dad: then why are there lips and face sparking!!!?
Me: that's there natural skin!!!
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