Doctor: name?
Namjoon: Kim Namjoon
Doctor: sex?
Namjoon: frequently
Doctor: i mean male or female?
Namjoon: doesn't matter
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Me: hey boys!!
Me:
BTS:
Me:
BTS:
Me:
BTS: how did you get onto our tour bus?...
Me: I GOT PIZZA!
Taehyung: SHE STAYS!!!
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Jin: so anyways, I was sitting there-
Taehyung *out of nowhere*: barbecue sauce on my tiddies!!
Jin: tae what the fuck!?
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Taehyung: did you have dinner?
Jimin: yeah I had a salad.
Jimin: well a fruit salad.
Jimin: mostly grapes
Jimin: fermented grapes
Jimin:
Jimin: wine...I had wine for dinner...
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Hope you enjoyed, so this is just something bc I know I haven't posted in a while on here bc I've been working on another story. Hope you liked this! Until next time ARMYS!! I💜y'all.
