Kook: *sneezes*
Tae on the roof; bless you.
Kook: God?
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Tae *at a bar*:can I buy you a drink?
Jin: I have a girlfriend.
Tae counting the coins on the table: ok so if we add her y'all two can get something big and I'll get something small *cute innocent baby face*
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Jimin: *crying*
Jin: why are you crying??
Jimin: *though tears* b-because this c-creepy p-person wants t-to marry m-me...and that's why I'm c-crying!
Jin:.... your crying because you dont wanna marry them??
Jimin: y-yes...
Oli londen : I WILL MARRY YOU!!
Jimin: *shrill screams*
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I can't stop thinking about how Yoongi said he doesn't like converse bc they are too hard to take off before sex...you know he get freakyyyyyyyyyyyyy🥺🥺🥺🙃🙃
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Hope y'all liked this chapter I know it's short so im sorry! Until next time ARMYS. I💜y'all.
