Jin: h-hello....nice to..uh...meet you...I am worldwide handsome.
Me: well, I'm fucking worldwide beautiful!!!!
Jin: don't even go there bish
Me: bet!
*has a who's more beautiful contest*
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Yoongi: hi...*yawns*
Me: omg!!!!! Are you tired!?!?!? SOMEONE FIND THIS MAN THE MOST COMFORTABLE BED NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Hoseok: *smiles*
Me: *faints, gets up, kisses him*
Me: *whispers* I love you!!!!!
(Only for Hobi, I would be this weird)
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Namjoon: hi, *puts out hand*
Me: I'm not shaking your hand
Namjoon: oh, why?
Me: because I have a band concert and I can't have my hand broken!
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Jimin: hi little girl...nice to meet you *puts out hand*
Me: first of all, I'm pretty sure I'm taller then you, second your hands are smaller then mine!! Also!! I'm freaking ** years old!!!
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Taehyung: ishendubsvsbhcbsbdojabhd *alien language*
Me: jfjdnsidndhhdosbdbsjhdnrskkfnskj
Taehyung: hxbdjkdnd?!
Me: jfndjdn.
Everyone: how...just how?...
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Jungkook: *trys to impress me with muscles*
Me: you weakling...you call that muscle!?!?
Jungkook:....yeah...
Me: ....ugh...I'm so disappointed....
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Can we just say how the only person I would be nice to would be Hoseok, yoongi, and Jin. Hahahahahaha, I really hope y'all liked it. Don't forget to vote and comment your fav part.
Until next time ARMYS. I💜y'all
