BTS AS BAND INSTRUMENTS

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V: *french horn* I like it......it's really twisting...it reminds me of the insides of a human body.
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Kookie: *piccolo*. Why am I a small instrument?!?
Rm: it's for a baby like you
Kookie: you know what RM.......it's still bigger then your d-"
RM: don't  you dare say it...
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JIN: *flute* the instrument is almost as beautiful as me.....haha joking.....nothing can come close to how beautiful am.
*hair flips...drops instrument and walks away*
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Hoseok: *trumpet*
*only hear him over the entire band and burst the conductor ear drum.*
Conductor:How can one person be so loud?
Hoseok: *hasn't even played the trumpet yet*
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RM: *conductor* tap, set br-
*conducting stick breaks*
RM: I quit.......
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Yoongi: band director* ok....if you mess
Up this sight reading I will make you swallow a piccolo....this is easy shit so get it right or I'll hit you with a bassoon!!!
V: * messes up*
Yoongi: I'm gonna shove a flute up your butt......
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Jimin:* tuba*
Director: has anyone seen Jimin?
Jimin: *from behind the tuba* I'm right here.
Director: where
Jimin: HERE!!!! *raises hand*
*still can't see him*
Director: he's not here today then.....
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This one was.........interesting....still hope y'all liked it. Tell what was y'all fave part. And dont forget to vote. Till next time ARMY. I💜y'all.

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