Friend: K-POP is Chinese, right?
Me: sure, the 'k' stands for Chinese *claps at stupidity*
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Me: I lov-
Friend: I love you too
Me: I was going to say I love BTS but ok"
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Yoongi: *can play piano, rap, dance, sew, play basketball, play drums, model, is smart.*
Also yoongi: I'm not a person who's very good at things or naturally handsome.
Me *singing*: why the fuck you lying, why you always lying, mmmm, stop fucking lying.
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Jk: what are you doing?
J: straightening my hair
Jk: GUYS!! JIN HYUNG HAS GAY HAIR!!!!
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Me: *screams because j hope thrusted then grabbed himself*
Dad: why are you screaming he just grabbed his nuts, there not even nuts there tactics!!
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Me as a future mother: sing the alphabet son.
Son: A B C-
Me: no the one I taught you!!
Son: A TO THE G TO THE U TO THE STD-
Me: *starts dabbing*
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Mom: stop being so selfish
Me: I share my bias with 10000 other girls, am I still selfish now?
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Jimin: I love you
Yoongi: Wow we have so much in common
Jimin: really?
Yoongi: ya, I love myself too
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Hola guys, so how did y'all like this one? Hope y'all liked it, let me know if y'all have gone through one of those or have said anyone of those jokes. Till next time ARMYS. I💜y'all.
