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Jin: yah! Yoongi get up!
Yoongi: no! I wanna die...
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Jungkook: *shooting toy gun at yoongi* you won't die
Yoongi: I don't die...
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Yoongi: if I were to switch brains with anyone it would be you.
Hoseok: aww that's so-
Yoongi: because it's never been used.
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Namjoon: yeah I have an IQ of 148. I'm smarter then all of y'all!
Yoongi: then can you figure this out?
Namjoon: figure what out?
Yoongi: why you keep breaking anything you touch?
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Manager: can we change the lighting? Then you would look better.
Jin: who cares about the lighting?!? I'm beautiful!!!
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Jhope: HI SISTERS!!!!!!
BTS: .....
Seoul:.........
Korea:...........
Asia:........
America:......
Universe:...............
Suga: if you don't shut the fuck up im not going to cuddle with you anymore and we're breaking up!!!
Jhope: *starts to tear up and turns around to walk to his room*
Suga: *feels bad* bby I'm sorry, come back...I was kidding, I love you!!
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Taehyung: *talking to ARMYS through camera*
Jimin: guys what y'all need to be excited for is not in the back *looks at taes *you know what* *
Armys: *freaks out* how does JININ KNOW!?!?!????!?!!!!!!
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Some of this stuff would be true!!!! Omg!! This one was fun to write. Tell me if y'all liked it. Until next time ARMYS. I💜y'all!!!

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