Tae: hyung....your lips touch when you say 'separate" but don't when you say 'touch'.....
Jungkook: *shook...jungshook*
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1D: "You don't know your beautiful"
Jin: oh I fucking do!
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Namjoon: *has and 148 IQ*
Also Namjoon: *cant figure out how to stop breaking things*
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(At audition)
Kai: I will be singing Empip-
Jin: YOU'RE HIRED
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Have y'all all noticed that when Jin gets mad he immediately turns into a rapper. Like fuck emenim, we got Jin over here who like raps 75 words within a second whenever he gets mad.
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Jungkook: I don't think I can live in the same house as the person who ruined my life....
Jin: FOR FUCKS SAKE I WILL BUY YOU MORE BANANA MILK!!
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Yoongi: I heard that one in seven people are gay
Yoongi: that means one of us is gay.
Yoongi:
Yoongi: I hope it's Jimin, he's pretty fucking cute.
____________Hope y'all have enjoyed. Sry I haven't posted in a whole ass minute.
Oh well, you'll live.
I also think I wanna start saying this quote after every chapter I post.
So remember.
"Love takes effort not magic"
Until next time ARMYS.
I💜y'all.
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