Nj: *english teacher* ok so today
*grabs chalk, chalk breaks. Grabs paper, paper rips. Grabs marker, marker ink explodes in hand*
Class dismissed........
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Jin: *art teacher*
Ok..today we are going to learn how to draw beautiful people. *sits on a chair in the middle of the class* ok, now draw this beauty in front of you. *points to his face*
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MY: *music teacher* ok do y'all have any questions?
Kid: is mayonnaise an instrument?
MY: do you want me to stick a flute up your ass!?!?
Kid: MAYBE!!
MY: they don't pay me enough.........
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JH: *dance teacher* ok who ever doesn't have a partner can be with me.
All girls: *raises hand* I DON'T HAVE A PARTER!!!!!!!!
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JM: *choir teacher* ok sing in the key of Eb
Students: *sing in the key of Bb*
JM: *throws spoons at them* I SAID Eb!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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TH: *math teacher* what's two plus to?
Kid: four!
TH: no you idiot it's baby two! What's zero plus zero?
Other kid: baby zero!
TH: why are you kids so stupid!?!? There are two zeros so the answer would be two!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Jk: *athletics teacher* ok today we will do weights. Bench press 220 pounds, lift 80 pound dumb bells and squat press 300 pounds. Got it?
*looks back at students*
Students: *left do to the fact that they didn't want to*
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I hope y'all liked this chapter. Tell me what y'all a fav part was and don't forget to vote. Till next time ARMYS. I💜y'all.
