Rm: so there's the bathroom
*the mirrors broken and so is the sink*
RM:there is the closest
*there are many broken hangers and torn shirts*
Rm: and here is your bed
*the only thing In the room that's not broken dirty or torn
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Suga: so we have to share a room but I only have one bed. So............
*gets a pillow and splits the bed into two sides*
Suga; DO NOT CROSS THIS LINE IF YOU DO I WILL KILL YOU
*lays down and sleeps
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Hoseok: so me and you will share a room. I cuddle a lot so sorry. Also, tell me how you like breakfast and what time should I wake you up? I made room for you in the closet and I cleaned out a few cabinets in the bathroom for your..... feminine.....hygiene......stuff.
* comes in for a hug*
Hoseok: *whispers* me and you will be great friends.....you won't leave now....teehee
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*on period and in bed with cramps. Jin comes in with a try and a bag*
Jin: ok....here is some homemade noodle soup with some juice. I also brought you some pads because I know your out of them and chocolate. Both dark and Carmel.
You: how did you know I was out of pads?
Jin:.............
Jin:I can't say how I know.........I just do.......
*flashback*
Jin: *used a bunch to see if they would wax his legs.*
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V: *took some tampons and thought they where candy*
You: where are all my tampons??
V:................
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Jimin: here is our room....that is the closet.
You: *walk in the closet, a bunch of picks of kookie and jams*
You: *looks back at jimin*
Jimin: *not there*
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V: here is my room
*room has picks of alien planets.*
You: do you like space?
V: what......of course...I love my home
You:........
*walks out of the room and runs*
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Kookie: this will be our room.
*only a crib and a changing table*
You: * walks out of the room
Kookie: *starts crying like a baby*
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This one might be a little boring....I'm sorry. I still hope you got some of the jokes in here. Vote if you like it and comment what your fav part is. I💜y'all
