RM: sweaty! Your eggs are ready!
Girl monster: dad.....there are shells in my eggs.....and there burnt.
RM: it's not like you haven't done that!!!!! We both ruin things!!!
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Jin: oh look at your pink outfit. All your room will be pink and we will have pink hair too!!!
Daughter: Appa...my favorite color is black.
Jin: NO ITS NOT!!! It's pink *pulls out spatula*
Daughter: *gulps* ok...pink it is...
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Yoongi: sweag..
Yoonji: s- s, s
Yoongi: come on say it
Yoonji: S.U.G.A AKA AGUSTD!!!!!!!!!!
Yoongi: that's my girl *tears up*
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Hoseok: I'll name you Alina.
Jimin: shes Not Mexican
Hoseok: she is now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jimin: but-
Hoseok: don't be racist to my Mexican child!?!!!!!!!!!!!!
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JI-baby: Appa.....who else besides you is my parent?
Jimin: well.....I had met your dad a long time ago and his name was jeon jungkook. He left me a while ago.
Jungkook: stop telling lies you little shit. Listen kid I'm not your dad....me and Jimin where only together once!! You have no mom.
Ji-baby: *starts crying*
Jimin: nice job....you made the baby cry
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V: are you ready?
Baby W: yeah
V: time for father son bonding time!!
*at grave yard*
Baby W: I finished two already!
V: ok..I'm almost done digging up this one...then we'll go eat.
BabyW: ok
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Kookie: *shows off abs*
Dumpling: *shows abs*
Kookie: I told you not to be lifting your shirt!!!
Dumpling: but I'm strong like My dada. And I got your as from you!!?!?!? You even taught me how to do the Jimin shirt spin!!!
Kookie: that's different
Dumpling: how!!!!! I was a girl then!!!! I am now!!!?!?
Kookie: I showed you that when you didn't have...you know...a body
Dumpling; *rolls eyes* sexist much.....
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Haha...ok this one is one of my favs....Idk why? But I hope y'all liked it...like and tell me what y'all fav part is. And don't forget to vote. Till next time
ARMYS. I💜y'all
