incorrect quotes: part three

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More things that Queen and the Bohemian Rhapsody cast have probably said

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More things that Queen and the Bohemian Rhapsody cast have probably said.





Freddie, in prison: I'm in five gangs now. I started two. I started the Kitties and the Grape Slushies and we're gaining some respect.

Roger: [talking about Freddie] He passed me a note, and it said, "I think you're hot."
Roger: And I passed him a note, and I said, "I don't need you to tell me that."

John: [to a drunk Roger, pointing to a drunk Freddie] Uhh... he's been doing coke back here. Did you see this?
Brian: Look, he's got powder all over his nose!
Roger:
John:
Freddie: I've been baking a cake for you guys... as a surprise...

Brian: Are you eating chili out of a frisbee?
Roger: [laughing] Yeah. It's pretty cute, right?
Brian: No. Do you know what "cute" means?

Miami giving the band a list of instructions when he leaves: Stick to the list and you'll do great. I have total faith in you.
Miami: There's like a 30% chance they'll all die.

Roger: I have never taken the high road but I tell other people to.

Brian: If you ever speak to me in Spanish, please use the formal "usted".

John: If there was more food and fewer people, this would be a perfect party.

Roger: Hey, are you busy? And writing Star Trek fanfiction does not count.
Brian: Haha... I finished it last week.

Joe, talking about a minion he won from a crane machine: I won this ugly yellow toddler, which is one of the most beautiful things I've ever seen.

Roger: Birth is a curse and existence is a prison.
Brian, handing him his newborn: Roger just hold the damn baby.

Roger: Are you really pulling the gay card right now?
Freddie, stone faced: Yass, Queen.

John, crying: I'm sorry.
Freddie: Oh... John, crying. I don't know what to do.
Freddie, patting him on the head: pat pat.
Freddie: This feels wrong.

Freddie: It's my God-given, bisexual right to be dramatic.

Roger: I don't ask people out. I just tell them where we're going.

Lucy: When I was a kid, I had a major crush on the evil gremlin.
Joe: Stripe?! Are you crazy?
Lucy: Yeah, well, I'm not gonna bone Gizmo.
Joe: I would.

Ben: All men are at least 30% attracted to me.

Lucy: Being bisexual means you can only like two things.
Lucy: So I've chosen knives and my girlfriend.

Freddie: Being gay isn't a crime. It's a game and I'm winning.

Freddie, to the band: How are we looking?
Roger: Sexy, but not like we're trying too hard.
Roger: Like, sure, we're trying, but it's almost effortless.

John: You'd make a decent prostitute.
Roger: I'd make an amazing prostitute.

Miami: Freddie...
Freddie: Oh no! "Freddie" in B flat. You're disappointed.

John: We gotta get to the venue and we gotta get there fast.
Brian: Then, I should drive.
John: Why you?
Brian: I've got nothing to live for and I drive like it.
John: Okay, let's do it.
All of them, in the car: *screams*

Brian: I don't dress to impress, I dress to depress.

Roger: How was I supposed to know there'd be consequences for my actions?

Freddie, pretending to do coke at a party: Don't mind me, I'm just doing cocaine.

Roger, drunk: I just saw a fucking alien. It was so tall and lanky.
John: Roger, that was Brian.



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-Sam

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