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Cheryl Blossom can never get on Joe Mazzello's level.
Brian: It's called necrophilia, Deacy. Can you spell it?
Gwil: I'll help you with the bags! Joe: Oh no, we've got it! *glances over at Ben* Benny? Ben: *rolls his eyes and gets Joe's 5 duffle bags from the car and carries them all to the house feeling really annoyed*
Joe: I'm the senior captain of the River Vixens! Rami: Is cheerleading still a thing? Joe: Is being the 'gay best friend' still a thing? Rami: *looks away in defeat*
Lucy: I'm wondering if the Mazzello's killed Deacy themselves! Sacrificed him to some pagan god they worship in that huge mansion of theirs!
Roger: But if there's one thing in this world that no one could take from me... not ever- Deacy: Your trust fund?
Brian: Freddie! About the homecoming dance, can I play a couple songs? I kinda told my mum that- Freddie: *cocks eyebrow* Brian: Whoa, you don't want me to? Freddie: No, no it's not that, Bri! It's just that this dance needs to be fun! And your songs, as amazing as they are- Roger: Make you want to slit your wrists!
Joe: Oh, Rami... you precious, beautiful, compulsive piece of trash!
Joe: You make an EXTREMELY sexy Robin Hood, Benny! Ben: *smirks*
Deacy: Freddie is getting stalked, daddy, by those Gargoyles of yours! So if I'm paying you 10% for protection, then why is my headliner getting harassed?!
Roger: *glares down Freddie* Uhm, I think it's ridic for you to disappear for a month on some 'vision quest' with your bestie- Freddie and Paul: *glances at the floor* Roger: Only for you you to return and lecture US on responsibility!
Ben: You wanna be real friends, Gwil? Hm, that's weird! Because real friends, don't kiss each other's boyfriends! Gwil: That's because the Gargoyle King wants Joe and me to be together! Ben: Oh yeah? Gwil: We're gonna be a ship! Ben: Aww, Leezello? In your dreams! Gwil: You're just jealous! Jealous that Joe and I are worthy and you're not! But here's the thing, Benny, okay?! You're never gonna be worthy!
Lucy: It burns me that there are people in this town, that still believe that being gay is anything less than RAPTUROUS!
Joe: It was a blind item, Benny! For all anyone knows, I wasn't even referring to him! Ben: Rami's father could've heard that announcement! Joe: OH MY GOD IS THIS OUR FIRST FIGHT?!
Roger: Don't test us, Deacy! We know how to DOMINATE too! *yanks on whip*
Credit to The Living Meme, The Queen, and Benji on YouTube for having my back, and saving me from having to watch an episode of this dumpster fire!
