queen as riverdale quotes: part one

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Bughead who? I only know Maylor

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Bughead who? I only know Maylor.












Brian: In case you haven't noticed, I'm weird. I'm a weirdo. I don't fit in, and I DON'T want to fit in. Have you ever seen me without this stupid hat on?! THAT'S WEIRD
Roger: ???


Deacy: Freddie?
Brian: Roger?
Freddie: Deacy?
Roger: Brian?
Deacy: ...
Brian: ...
Freddie: ...
Roger: ...
Deacy: WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE
Brian: WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE
Freddie: WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE
Roger: WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE
Paul: So these are your bitches?
Freddie: i BEG YOUR MISOGYNISTIC PARDON


Joe: *places kiss man's forehead*
Deacy: Joe, what are you doing?
Joe: Paying you back for saving me at Sweetwater River.
Deacy: ...
Joe: You gave me the gifts of life, John Deacon... Now I've given it to your dad.


Freddie: I've absorbed it, processed it, and in end, I bare no ill will towards my beau, or my bestie.
Deacy: ???
Roger: ???
Brian: ???


Brian: You know, what if a future me tries to use your kiss with Deacy against some future you? A Breddie kiss, right now in the present, might be precisely what it takes to save a future Maylor from imploding!
Roger: ???


Deacy: *slam locker shut* DON'T JOKE ABOUT PAUL PRENTER
Brian: What?! Sardonic humor is just my way of RELATING TO THE WORLD


Ray Foster: *stares intensely*
Freddie: Roger and I come as matching set! You want one, you take us both!
Roger: *looks away overwhelmed by the cringe*
Freddie: You wanted fire? I'm sorry Ray Bombsell... MY SPECIALTY IS ICE


*sexy music intensifies*
Brian: *looks up to fine Roger standing in lingerie*
Roger: Because if you did... I might have to punish you...
Brian: ...
Freddie: *hears squeaking from the next room* Oh my god...
Deacy: *cringes*
Freddie: Are they...
Deacy: *buries head in pillow*


Ben: I dropped out in the fourth grade... to run drugs, to support my nana...
Rami: tHAT MEANS YOU HAVEN'T KNOWN THE TRIUMPHS AND DEFEATS, THE EPIC HIGHS AND LOWS OF HIGH SCHOOL FOOTBALL


Roger: And, or I could expose him in the Pages of the Blue and Gold! Yeah, I can do that-
Freddie: No! Spoken like a true good girl who always follows the rules! *shoves Deacy into locker* I don't follow rules, I MAKE THEM! AND WHEN NECESSARY, I BREAK THEM!


Ben: Hark! There she be!
Joe: *comes out in a crown made out of sticks and matching wings*
Gwil: ...
Rami: ...
Lucy: ...
Joe: Follow me, your Griffin queen! Away from this fortress, AND BACK TO THE KINGDOM OF ELDERVARE


Ben: *glimmer of hope in his eyes* You mean like, move in with you...?
Joe: *gazes lovingly* I'M COOCOO BANANAS FOR YOU, OBVI


Freddie: *glares down Ray Foster* No one invited fascist Barbie to the party!


Roger: *attempts to throw himself at Paul Prenter*
Brian: *holds him back*
Freddie: i AM SO OVER THE TOXIC MASCULINITY IN THIS HALLWAY RIGHT NOW


Gwil: *smiles at Joe* There's always took for one more kitty in my litter box!
Joe: ???


Joe: *walks in holding a candelabra while covered in blood*
Deacy: *mouth drops*
Joe: You know whose blood this is, Deacy? This is Ben's blood. This is Gwilym's blood. And the next blood to be spilt, WILL BE YOURS
Deacy: Joe, dear god...
Joe: YOU'VE BEEN IN KAHOOTS WITH GWILYM'S TWIN


Roger: *opens front door*
Joe: Mr. Taylor, what a nice surprise! LOOKING EXTREMELY DILFY TODAY

Credit to justaudrey on YouTube for providing me with this material. They're will definitely be a part two coming!

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