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Why? Because they're in love.
Just so we are all on the same page, This is CLEARLY a joke. Joe and Ben are just the ultimate bromance, And nothing more.
Purple Rain by Prince
I never wanted to be some weekend lover, I only wanted to be some kind of friend.
Careless Whisper by Wham!
Should've known better than to cheat a friend, and waste the chance that I'd been given. So I'm never dance again, the way I danced with you.
Total Eclipse Of The Heart by Bonnie Tyler
Once upon a time I was falling in love, and now I'm falling apart. There's nothing I can do, a total eclipse of the heart.
Iris by The Goo Goo Dolls
You're the closest to Heaven that I'll ever be, and I don't want to go home right now.
Wonderwall by Oasis
I don't believe that anybody feels the way I do, about you now.
Love Story by Taylor Swift
This love is difficult, but it's real.
A Thousand Miles by Vanessa Carlton
Cause you know I'd walk a thousand miles if I could just see you tonight.
Hero by Enrique Iglesias
I can be your hero, baby. I can kiss away the pain. I will stand by you forever. You take my breath away.
My Heart Will Go On by Celine Dion
Near, far, wherever you are, I believe that the heart does go on.
I Want It That Way by The Backstreet Boys
You are my fire. The one desire.
Toxic by Britney Spears
I need a hit, baby give me it.
(I've Had) The Time Of My Life by Billy Medley and Jennifer Warnes
You're the one thing I can't get enough of. So I'll tell you something, this could be love.
Time After Time by Cyndi Lauper
If you fall I will catch you, I will be waiting time after time.
What Makes You Beautiful by One Direction
Baby you light up my world like nobody else. The way that you flip your hair gets me overwhelmed.
I Don't Want To Miss A Thing by Aerosmith
Every moment I spend with you is a treasure.
I Miss You by Blink-182
Don't waste your time on me you're already the voice inside my head.
Dirty Little Secret by The All-American Rejects
I'll keep you my dirty little secret. Don't tell anyone, or you'll be just another regret.
Lips Of An Angel by Hinder
It's really good to hear your voice. Saying my name sounds so sweet coming from the lips of an angel.
Hey There Delilah by The Plain White T's
Hey there Delilah, what's it like in New York City? I'm a thousand miles away but, girl, tonight you look so pretty. Yes, you do. Times Square can't shine as bright as you. I swear, it's true.
A more socially acceptable name for this abomination is songs white people get turnt to.
