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I'm not saying the BoRhap boys, Lucy, Allen, and Adam Lambert were all adopted by Brian and Roger, but I'm saying they were.
Freddie: *filming Roger and Brian* Two bros, chilling in a hot tub, five feet apart cause they're not gay!
Kidnapper, on the phone: we have your husband Brian: I don't have a husband Kidnapper: Then who is this blonde bitch who spit on me and won't stop screaming? John: Oh my god they have Roger
Brian: Don't fear death, fear the state of which you will die Roger, gasping: Ohio.
*Roger is strangely quiet and Brian is getting restless* Brian: Whatever you're thinking right now, stop it. Roger: What are you talking about? Brian: you always make that face when you're about to say something particularly stupid to piss me off Brian: So don't even think abou- Roger: I think I love you Brian: Roger: Also, cereal qualifies as soup Brian: I fucking knew it-
Roger: when have I ever done something rash and irresponsible? Brian: my list is alphabetized.
Brian, holding the door open: After you! Roger: no, after you! Freddie, pushing past the both of them: after me.
*Roger is pinching the bridge of his nose walking around the set of Bohemian Rhapsody* Brian: You alright, Rog? Roger: yeah it's just... this headache. It comes and goes. *Ben is running around set with Joe on his back, both are screaming* Roger: Aha. There it is.
Brian: Go fuck yourself. Roger: Fuck me yourself, you coward!
*Roger and Brian are writing letters* Brian and Roger: Our friendship goes beyond your average kind of bond! Brian: But not because we're gay Roger: No, not because we're gay Brian and Roger: We're close, but not that way! The only man that I love is my dad!
John: What is the height of stupidity to you? Brian, yelling across the room: Roger, how tall are you?
Roger: Brian is mad at me and I don't know why John: Were you taking before he got upset? Roger: Yes. John: Bingo.
*Rami and Adam are filming the truck driver scene in Bohemian Rhapsody* Adam: They adopt you too? Rami, sighing: it only took one day of rehearsals. You? Adam: six months on tour! You're officially the favorite child.
Roger: I did a bad thing Brian, not looking up: does it affect me? Roger: No. Brian: then suffer.
Roger: Does someone need to tell them about the birds and the bees? Brian, turning the cast: they're disappearing at an alarming rate Adam: *rolls his eyes* Roger: nO
*At the Optician's office* Roger, looking at a Snellen chart: E, H, 4, M, Bass Cleff, coffee mug, smudge, smudge, C Brian: AND YOU SAID YOU WERE GOOD ENOUGH TO DRIVE US HERE
Brian, taking off Roger's glasses: do I look cute with these on? Roger: how am I supposed to tell you when I can't fucking see
Brian: You can't tell anybody yet Roger: i just told Deacy John: And I told Fred Freddie: and I told many, many people.
