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Oh no.
Roger, to Brian: I just walked into a party and someone yelled "dibs!"
John, to Freddie: And then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "simba"
Ben: I only spent $52 at the bar last night. It's some sort of miracle. Joe: you do remember it was dollar beer night, right? Ben: that answers my next five questions
Freddie, to Brian: I need to align my fucking chakras
John: Can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? Can you paint with al the colors of the windddd Roger: Wasted? John: im pocohantassssss
Lucy, to Joe: I forgot I had to take my birth control while we were at the bar and I downed it with a shot of vodka and a guy on the other side of the bar toasted me and bought me another shot
Freddie: I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet Roger: I just did a slip and slide down the hall of our flat building Freddie: tie
Phoebe, to Freddie: all I can remember is you climbed into a garbage can and said you were trashed
Freddie, to Roger: Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
Joe: You ran through my sliding door Gwilym: In my defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
Brian: I'm going to bed Freddie: It's noon Brian: Time isn't real.
Joe: Houston, we have a problem. Rami: Where are you? Joe: Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
Freddie: Woke up with a tree in my flat. Also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low Roger: Suspiciously? I think one explains the other
Ben, to Joe: I think I just stole a German Shepard
Freddie, to Mary: I love you too, but sadly you're not as good as getting me out of bed as cocaine
Roger: this is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
John, to Roger: Sex on bubble wrap= best decision ever
Brian, to Roger: I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
Rami: She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her Ben: Where'd she get the razor? Rami: Not the point.
Roger: left Deacy blackout in the cab, gave 20 pounds to the cabbie and said drive until he meter said he wasn't getting a tip Freddie: BALI HAS HIM NOW
