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Roger: This showers gonna have to be PTA! Pits tits ass!
*Roger puts an uncracked egg in the mixing bowl* Freddie: no not the whole egg, Roger! Are you insane? Roger: what? Half the egg? Freddie: *cutting the egg in half with a knife* okay half an egg
Roger: i need more coke! John: we only packed Pepsi
Freddie: I have decided to spend four days in the wilderness to help focus on my creative concentration Freddie, lying in a hammock while John and Brian set up camp: hurry up with my concentration camp!
*Freddie goes missing* Brian: excuse me sir have you seen my freddie? He's about this tall and clearly gay but we haven't had the talk yet
Miami: What did I tell you three about comparing Paul to the devil? John, Roger, and Brian, at the same time: That it's offensive to the devil. Miami, rolling his eyes: Try again.
*Freddie, slowly sneaking into the flat at 3 AM with a large fur coat* Roger: What's with the huge coat? The coat: *meows* Freddie: Drugs
*Smile Era* *something blows up* Brian: What did you do? Roger: My best.
Roger: Want to lose weight quickly? Message me and I'll give you my top ten tips for weight loss! John: He tried to sell me meth.
Freddie: Is Roger okay? John: yeah, he's lying in the flower bed. It's probably the best place for him right now Roger, the biologist: THIS DIRT TASTES LIKE DIRT
Gwilym to the boys, after they hear that Brian and Roger are coming to set: We need to clean this set now, NOW people! Gwilym: Rami, I want this place looking like Disney on Ice in one minute! Gwilym: Joe, if you haven't cleaned your trailer, throw everything away. It's too late to clean it now! Gwilym: Ben, get rid of the couches! We can't let them know we sit!
*John and Veronica's wedding* Brian: WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU THINKING?!?!? Roger: Releasing birds at weddings is romantic! John: YOU FUCKING RELEASED OSTRICHES! *Freddie rides past them on an ostrich, screaming* Brian: FREDDIE NO-
Roger: So I overheard Brian talking about me today and he called me a 'thot'. What does that mean? Rufus, trying to think of a way to spare his dad's feelings: it means 'that hunk over there' Roger, shouting to Sarina from across the room: Hey honey, am I a thot? Sarina, looking Rufus in the eye: Yes Rog, yes you are Roger: Damn right I am!
Brian: I want to show you a picture from last night that really upset me. Freddie: Okay, but in my defense, Roger bet me 50 pounds that I couldn't drink all of that shampoo Brian: That's not what I wanted t- Brian: YOU DRANK SHAMPOO????
Roger staring at Paul from across the room: Can I shoot him? Brian: not in public
Roger: Deacy gave me a get better soon card. Freddie: that's sweet! Roger: I'm not sick. He just thought I could do better.
Freddie: Why don't murderers hide bodies in cemeteries? Roger: Oh, thanks for the suggestion. Freddie: Wait nO- Freddie: ROGER
Ben: it's so dark in here Joe: wait I got this! Joe: *stomps feet on ground, sketchers light up* Ben: Ben: why are you like this?
Roger: some of you never had to hide in a cupboard to get your friends to do something and it shows
Roger: since my nickname is "sex on two legs" I made a parody of "death on two legs" John: oh that's actually quite clever Freddie: let's hear it then Roger: you suck my— Brian: *running in at the speed of light* DONT
Roger: how does it feel to be the worst singer ever? Freddie: shut up. Your mother buys you mega blocks instead of legos Roger: you fucking TAKE THAT BACK
Freddie: we have Brian May on guitar Freddie: Roger Taylor on the drums Freddie: and John Deacon on roller skates John: *rolling out* hello there
Reporter: So John, is Freddie the best dancer ever? John: Freddie isn't even the best dancer in Queen!
Freddie: Have you tried yelling? Roger: I have no idea what you're referring to but of course I've tried yelling
