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Queen, BoRhap Cast, and friends are not allowed to drink anymore. Miami and Dexter said so.
Roger: I think I died last night Brian: Yeah, you got carried home
Lucy, to Rami: I'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen doughnuts
Ben, to Joe: You pole danced in your parka
Roger, to the rest of Queen: Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/texture, don't taste it
Phoebe: what. The. Fuck. Freddie: You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
Roger: For future reference, singing "eye of the tiger" outside my door while I'm having sex makes me extremely uncomfortable Freddie: Apparently not uncomfortable enough to stop.
Rami: Can you and Gwilym hurry up? Lucy just challenged my ex to a duel and Joe honest to god handed her a sword Ben: She didn't already have her own?
Roger, to Sarina: I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday
Freddie, to Paul: Just rolled a joint with wrapping paper. And you say I have no Christmas spirit.
Brian, to Roger: Just drunk tweeted NASA asking for a lift home on one of their space ships. Let's see how this goes.
John, to Freddie: I'm ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that
Gwilym: All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets Allen: Yes, you pinned Joe to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
John, to Roger: I'm far too sober to understand you right now, sorry
Jim, about Freddie, to Phoebe: I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches
Freddie: this is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
Roger: 2048 oz. a keg ... divide that by a solo cup ... comes out to 128 beers ... simplifies into 5.3 repeating cases ... drinkable between two people. Freddie: And you failed math?
John, to Brian: I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
Gwilym, to Joe: i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
Rami, to Ben, about Gwilym: Don't let you emotions get twisted in that sexy beard of his
Joe, to Ben, Gwilym, and Allen: oooooh nO. Jesus take the wheel. Or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
Roger: look, bitch. One day when everyone I care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one I have. Brian: I can't wait.
John, to Roger, about Freddie: I bet he makes cat noises about himself
Ben: wow bdsm is so cute *joe looks up from his phone with wide eyes*
Edit*** katebishvpwas actually on the receiving end of the next text. The first one made it to the website, the second was her reaction.
Freddie: Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst Roger: Can we wHATNOW
