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News of the World era was a doozy. Queen vs. Sex Pistols was too easy.
Sid: You must be Freddie Mercury Freddie: And you must be crazy
Miami: Please keep an eye on Roger today. He's going to say something to Johnny and get himself punched John: Sure, I'd love to see Roger get punched Miami: Try again. John: I will stop Roger from getting punched Miami: Correct
Steve, high: I can't find my glasses. Would you mind helping me out, Brian? Brian, staring at the glasses on top of Steve's head: I'll do it for 20 pounds
*Freddie is playing the piano softly by himself* Johnny: Hey, do you take requests? Freddie: Sure. Johnny: Stop. Freddie: Johnny: Freddie: *Throws his boot at Johnny*
*Roger and Dominique enter Wessex Studios together* *Sid is seen being tossed out of Queen's studio for the eleventh time that week* Roger: *takes Dom's cigarette and finishes it*
*Freddie, Roger and Paul Prenter are watching Sid and Nancy argue outside the studio* Paul: Can I shoot them? Roger: I'll buy you drinks for a week if you do Freddie: *chokes*
Nancy: *trips and falls down* Veronica, to Chrissie and Dom: They ran out of heroin yesterday
*John is awoken from a nap by whale sounds coming from upstairs. He goes up to investigate.* John: Hello? Sid: Oh hey, mate. Just trying out a couple new basslines. John: *Stares at Sid blankly*
*Johnny Lyndon starts yelling and charges Brian* Brian: *sticks out his hand and Johnny runs into it, running in place at an arms length from Brian* Brian, turning to Miami: Why on earth did you agree for us to work at the same studio as them?
Miami: So, I hear you were terrorizing the studio... again Freddie: Expressing my opinion is not a terrorist action Miami: The way you expressed your opinion to Sid Vicious? By the way, his testicle retrieval operation went quite well, in case you're interested Freddie: I still maintain that he kicked himself in the balls
*while Sex Pistols take the place of Queen on the Today show* Freddie: Tell you what. Deacy gets the gasoline Brian: Wait hold on, no one is burning anything Roger: You never let us burn anything! John: *Turns on the television to their performance* We're going to let them get away with that and NOT burn something? Brian: Brian: You're right, lets go.