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News of the World era was a doozy

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News of the World era was a doozy.
Queen vs. Sex Pistols was too easy.

Sid: You must be Freddie Mercury
Freddie: And you must be crazy

Miami: Please keep an eye on Roger today. He's going to say something to Johnny and get himself punched
John: Sure, I'd love to see Roger get punched
Miami: Try again.
John: I will stop Roger from getting punched
Miami: Correct

Steve, high: I can't find my glasses. Would you mind helping me out, Brian?
Brian, staring at the glasses on top of Steve's head: I'll do it for 20 pounds

*Freddie is playing the piano softly by himself*
Johnny: Hey, do you take requests?
Freddie: Sure.
Johnny: Stop.
Freddie:
Johnny:
Freddie: *Throws his boot at Johnny*

*Roger and Dominique enter Wessex Studios together*
*Sid is seen being tossed out of Queen's studio for the eleventh time that week*
Roger: *takes Dom's cigarette and finishes it*

*Freddie, Roger and Paul Prenter are watching Sid and Nancy argue outside the studio*
Paul: Can I shoot them?
Roger: I'll buy you drinks for a week if you do
Freddie: *chokes*

Nancy: *trips and falls down*
Veronica, to Chrissie and Dom: They ran out of heroin yesterday

*John is awoken from a nap by whale sounds coming from upstairs. He goes up to investigate.*
John: Hello?
Sid: Oh hey, mate. Just trying out a couple new basslines.
John: *Stares at Sid blankly*

*Johnny Lyndon starts yelling and charges Brian*
Brian: *sticks out his hand and Johnny runs into it, running in place at an arms length from Brian*
Brian, turning to Miami: Why on earth did you agree for us to work at the same studio as them?

Miami: So, I hear you were terrorizing the studio... again
Freddie: Expressing my opinion is not a terrorist action
Miami: The way you expressed your opinion to Sid Vicious? By the way, his testicle retrieval operation went quite well, in case you're interested
Freddie: I still maintain that he kicked himself in the balls

*while Sex Pistols take the place of Queen on the Today show*
Freddie: Tell you what. Deacy gets the gasoline
Brian: Wait hold on, no one is burning anything
Roger: You never let us burn anything!
John: *Turns on the television to their performance* We're going to let them get away with that and NOT burn something?
Brian:
Brian: You're right, lets go.

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