How to Win Friends and Influence Monsters
Dean: This is stupid. Our quality of life is crap. We've got Purgatory's least wanted everywhere and we're on our third "the world is screwed" issue in what, three years? And we've steered the bus away from the cliff twice already!
Sam: Someone's got to do it.
Dean: What if the bus wants to go over the cliff?
Dean: We'll make sure this is not just some backwoods crackhead who likes to roll glampers.
Bobby: What the hell's a glampler?
Dean: Sam?
Sam: A high-end camper. TV, A/C, Wifi. Back to nature, zero inconvenience.
Dean: Hey! Uh, Brandon. We grab a booth?
Brandon: Hey, uh, douchewad, a hostess will seat you. Do I look like a freaking hostess?
Dean: Do you want to look like a hostess?
Brandon: Sidewinder soup and salad combo goes to Big Bird. TDK Slammer to Ken Doll. And a little Heart Smart for Creepy Uncle.
Dean: It's funny, I couldn't give two shakes of a rat's ass. Is that right? Do rats shake their asses or is it something else?
Dean: I think you pissed off my sandwich.
Sam: Okay, so whatever turned Gerry Browder into a Pumpkinhead... and is currently turning Dean into an idiot.
Dean: I'm right here. Right here.
Bobby: Now I have officially seen it all.
Sam: Bobby, what is it?
Bobby: He's making the doctor eat himself.
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Supernatural Season 7 Quotes
FanfictionYou'll find your favourite supernatural quotes here from season 7. I will make quote books about the other seasons as well so don't worry about that. If you have any suggestions feel free to comment!
