Supernatural Season 7 Quotes

Episode 21

Reading Is Fundamental

Edgar: Strange, isn't it, that someone would choose to be named "Dick"?

Meg: He's been like the naked guy at the rave since he woke up. Totally useless.

Castiel: Will you look at her? My caretaker. All of that thorny pain. So beautiful.

Meg: We've been over this. I don't like poetry. Put up or shut up.

Castiel: Did you know that a cat's penis is sharply barbed along its shaft? I know for a fact that females were not consulted about that.

Kevin: What's happening?! ... What's happening?!

Dean: What is that?

Sam: It's uh... Kevin Tran. He's, uh, in advanced placement.

Dean: So, Kevin, you can, uh, read the chicken scratch on the God rock, huh? That is back in one piece, I see. And you're saying that there's some sort of a "how to punch Dick" recipe in there somewhere?

Kevin: I don't know what you're saying, but it seems kind of like an "in case of emergency" note.

Castiel: We were assigned to watch the Earth. Often it was boring. Your wars were very boring. Sex... repetition.

Castiel: I don't fight any more. I watch the bees.

Kevin: This looks like a sex torture dungeon. Is this a sex torture dungeon?

Castiel: You seem troubled. 'Course, that's a primary aspect of your personality, so I sometimes ignore it.

Hester: The very touch of you corrupts. When Castiel first laid a hand on you in Hell, he was lost!

Sam: It says we need to start with the blood of a fallen angel.

Castiel: Well, you know me. Always happy to bleed for the Winchesters.

Castiel: This is the handwriting of Metatron.

Sam: Metatron?! You're saying a Transformer wrote that?

Dean: No, that's Megatron.

Sam: What?

Dean: The Transformer, it's Megatron.

Sam: What?

Sam: We broke this thing open last night and every maternity ward in a five miles radius got slammed. Looks like any woman in their last month of pregnancy went into labour!