Jungpapi🔥
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Jeongguk groaned as Taehyung roughly tossed him on the bed, "Don't.", he muttered softly with big eyes and trembling lips, afraid of what might happen to him next.
Taehyung smirked and jumped on him flat, suffocating the soul out of his body, while poking his sides, "Taehyung stop! Please..", Jeongguk tried to suppress his giggles, making it voice up like a terrifying sound coming from a broken speaker.
How did they end up in this situation?
Jeongguk went back to his apartment after his shift at the tattoo parlour. He was welcomed warmly with burned dinner and a very frustrated Taehyung, trying to place a saggy cherry on top of boiled rice grains, most probably trying to decorate them or make em look presentable.
Jeongguk had walked into the kitchen with grossed out expressions, smelling shit in air, wondering which demon Taehyung burned, "What is this?", he had asked pointing at yellow water, thinking that it was cow piss, until the older told him it was soup.
To be honest, Jeongguk isn't nice, not at least when it comes to food, he can't just praise shit and make it fly in air with all em godly vibes, nah nah! he's a bitch who would call shit shit and piss piss, "This tastes like brown pudding created by cows, also known as poop. You should stay away from my god damn kitchen."
And this was Taehyung's last straw of remaining calm.
How can Jeongguk be so fucking cruel? Can't he sense the amount of efforts put in the food are worth appreciation? Taehyung can't cook, not even noodles, so if he put all his determination and hard work in a bowl of rice then you eat the god damn rice and appreciate it whole heartedly. Even if your praises are as fake as solo stans, you gotta praise, or you die.
"T-Taehyung.. stop.. sto- hahaha- stop.. I'm gonna pee.. T-", "Then pee, I'll see how embarrassing it goes.", Taehyung sat on his knees and continued tickling Jeongguk, who looked so fucking small under him, giggling and crying at the same time. "Tae please.. please."
Taehyung stopped with a shit eating grin hanging proudly on his lips, until it got wiped off by a sudden strong blow, making him fly to another dimension.
Nah! he just flew across the room and landed straight on his flat butt cheeks, making them flatter, "fuck!""You bitch ass hoe keep your small dick to your asshole self, I'm motherfucking giving you the last warning, if you tickle me again your dick gets chopped and thrown in cum trash yard, and I throw your douche self in outer space where you can't get any penis for dinner. DO YOU UNDERSTAND BITCH?"
Taehyung looked at Jeongguk horrifyingly and nodded hurriedly, "Good.", the younger muttered as he fixed his hair and walked outside the room like a rowdy.
Wow! He's scary
Oh how we wish that he had seen the disappointed look on Jeongguk's face when he realised that Taehyung threw him on the bed only to tickle him.. he could've done so much more.
What a shame.
Taehyung got up from the floor and walked outside only to find Jeongguk munching on the rice he had prepared, while watching Sponge bob square pants, "You don't have to eat it."
Jeongguk just mimicked him before putting another spoonful of rice in his mouth and taking a sip of the soup, grimacing later, "This tastes like my ass."
"You know how your ass tastes like?", Taehyung chuckled
"Hahaha very funny.", Jeongguk rolled his eyes before mimicking sponge bob, "she's totally lost it patrick."
Taehyung sat besides him on the couch and looked down at another bowl of rice and soup placed on the coffee table, untouched, a smile found it's way on his lips.
It was the first real conversation they have had in years.
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