S*X MATE | Vkook

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(You: Taehyung)

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Yoonji's unplanned brother👴🏻
Jeons butt is in coma and Taehyung got selected as a main model for Gucci. Big news on a big day

Something jin🧞‍♂️
Wow Taehyung you gonna model for Gucci? Steal me some clothes if you can 🙆🏻‍♂️

President Barack Namjoon
Congratulations Taehyung 💞
And what happened to Jeongguk's ass?

Yoonji's unplanned brother👴🏻
Taehyung pushed a rounder in his buttocks 🍑

Chim💜
Stop spreading false information. Jeongguk is completely fine, just a small injury, which didn't happen because of Taehyung

Something jin🧞‍♂️
Jimin my man! Don't be butthurt, Yoongi was kidding 🙅🏻‍♂️

Chim💜
I'm not butthurt SeokJin! I'm just stating facts

Something jin🧞‍♂️
Yoonji is such a cool person, why is she dating a grandpa? 🤦🏻‍♂️

Yoonji's unplanned brother👴🏻
It's opposite actually
I don't know why is Jimin dating Yoonji
She looks like ass

Yoonji👵🏻
I look like you twin brother 💃🏽

Yoonji's unplanned brother👴🏻 is now offline

Chim💜
Guys! This ain't about us
Let's go and meet jeon in the hospital
I'm so sorry for his ass

Mygukkie🐰💜
Y'all can come over
Me and Taehyung are sneaking inside the bathroom to drink soju🍶🍺🍾
Life is awesome 😎

Something jin🧞‍♂️
On my way!

Yoonji👵🏻
Yaas sis I'm coming too

President Barack Namjoon
I'm so busy these day's
Y'all enjoy 🙌🏻

Chim💜
Ffs everyone is so stupid in here

You
Says you 😇

Yoonji👵🏻
Ikr

Something jin🧞‍♂️
He literally pretends to have two dicks
You ain't slick homie😔

Mygukkie🐰💜
Can I add a friend in here?
Please

You
Sure gukkie ☺️

Mygukkie🐰💜 has added +82 •••••••••• in the group 'NoPenisSQUAD'

Something jin🧞‍♂️
I just realised that our group name is 'nopenisSQUAD'
How true 👏🏻

Yoonji👵🏻
Fist bump sis 👊🏻

Something jin🧞‍♂️
Fist bump sugar plum 👊🏻

+82 •••••••••• (Taeyang)
I thought Jin was a boy

Something jin🧞‍♂️
Oh fucking shit 😳
Is you Taeyang?
And I am a MAN 😤

+82 •••••••••• (Taeyang)
Why did she call you sis?