S*X MATE | Vkook

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"I was reading about anti-gravity and realised our dicks are totally facing the ground until they're hard, pushing the gravity to work in a reverse manner. Hence when a dick is hard, it's able to change the law of gravity, making it stand facing the sky. Which also means, I'm smarter than Newton."

"What the fuck did you smoke Taehyung!", Jimin banged his head on the table for the nth time as Taehyung continued with his theories that made 0 sense, but seemed quite interesting to Hoseok and Jin who kept adding their own thoughts and pleased reactions. Jimin wanted to cry.

"Y'all are irrelevant.", Yoonji snapped. Hoseok narrowed his eyes at her before saying, "Not more than your opinion!"

"You're just jealous that you don't have a dick.", Jin remarked and flipped his hair sassily. Yoonji snorted before ridiculing their attempts to pull her down as a woman, "Your man wishes you had boobs like me to please him, buttstench!"

Namjoon nodded but immediately started stretching his neck when he saw Jin glaring at him while shoving his fork deeper inside the grilled meat. His left eye twitched as he moved closer to his sweating and nervous boyfriend- who tried his hardest to not piss in his pants, "You'd wish you hadn't betrayed me when you see your own dick grilled and seasoned on your dinner table, asshole!", he hissed before retrieving himself to his previous position, smiling and dabbing a tissue on his lips elegantly. Namjoon gasped and stood up, catching everyone's attention in process, "I need to use the restroom."

"Didn't you take a shit a while ago?", Hoseok questioned, his brows furrowing in confusion.

"He probably wanna pee.", Said Jeongguk

"I want some privacy while I face my mental breakdown. Thank you very much.", Namjoon bowed before rushing out. Everyone looked at each other before diverting their attention back to their empty plates, "Hoseok, your wedding is so bland. All your guests are fucking annoying, and we don't have churros on the menu for dessert."

"Be grateful of what God has given you.", Jimin said and rolled his eyes when he saw sana sticking her tongue out at him, "No ones talking to you grandpa!"

"Says the one who thinks thanos is cute."

"At least he has a bigger dick than you do."

Yoonji nodded.

Jimin scoffed in utter disbelief before opening his mouth, "You don't know Thanos's penis size and you certainly don't know mine."

"I don't know, but it still does not change the fact that you're small."

Yoonji nodded and threw a thumbs up in sana's direction.

"Guys enough! So any way, Jeongguk.. why did your sister not attend the wedding?", Hoseok asked, fixing his tuxedo, trying to lift up the mood on their table.

Every pair of eyes were shifted to Jeongguk, making him a little uncomfortable from the sudden spotlight, "I-", "Talking bout' your sister, I haven't seen her once in Seoul, does she actually live there?", Yoonji questioned.

Jeongguk tried to laugh his nervousness off but it became more obvious when Taehyung caught him shallowing down on his chair, his gaze shifting to the floor and hands tangling with each other. He gulped a lump that was forming in his throat before opening his mouth to speak, "she's-", "She does not live in Seoul.", Taeyang cut him off, as his hand sneakily slipped down and grabbed the youngers trembling ones, "She had to shift a few months ago regarding work purposes."