Dear Luke,
i'm gonna kill ashton.
but then again, ashton's probably going to kill me.
i was about to nab a hot date with a hot guy after my football game, but ashton came and interrupted us. so in return i dragged him away from the guy next to my hot guy who ashton was obviously trying to flirt with. that was the longest and most confusing sentence ever lol.
back to the hot guy.
HE HAD A LIP RING OMG IT WAS TOO MUCH I SHOULD PROBABLY STOP TALKING BEFORE MY OVARIES EXPLODE WAIT A SECOND IM A MAN AND IM MANLY AND I DONT FANGIRL OVER HOT GUYS OR ONE DIRECTION EVEN THOUGH I WANT THEM TO TAKE MY FIRST BORN CHILD LIKE OMG WAIT A SECOND IM GAY SO I CANT HAVE CHILDREN WHAT THE HECK IS WRONG WITH ME
sorry. i have no explanation.
hey lukey, this writing thing is too much work.
my phone number is (xxx-xxx-xxx).
we still have to write letters and stuff, but i feel like we'd get a better and quicker understanding of each other this way, ya' know? you know.
well i gotta go lukester love ya
forever alone because of ashton,
mikey xxx
YOU ARE READING
Love, Luke. (muke)
Fiksi PenggemarDear Mikey, If we ever meet in real life, here's how you'll know it's me; I'll get tripped by someone and spill something on you. Just follow the chorus of 'Loser!'s. Oh, and I'm blonde with blue eyes. Love, Luke.
