Supernatural oneshots

ComicCon

Human!Dean & Human!Cas highschool au

***third person POV***

"Okay, baby." Dean said as he finished his costume. "We better get going or we'll be late."

Cas walked out of the bathroom in a very well thought out Green Lantern costume. He had been saving his money and working on it for four months so it would be perfect for his ComicCon date with his boyfriend and he was very proud of how it turned out.

Dean froze when he saw Cas' costume, "what is that?"

"Green Lantern." Castiel muttered, suddenly self conscious about how his costume looked. He looked Dean over and couldn't for the life of him figure out what his boyfriend was cosplaying as. "But, umm, what are you?"

"DeadPool!" Dean yelled. "Which you would know if you weren't a damned DC fan."

"Of course I'm a DC fan," Cas defended. "They're a hell of a lot better than Marvel."

Dean scoffed, "Pray tell. How exactly is DC better than Marvel?"

"Some guy gets bit by a spider and all of a sudden he has powers? sure, that makes sense."

"That spider was scientifically generated! Of course it gave him powers. And at least we don't have some guy who has no powers at all but rests on his money to save the world."

"Iron Man!" Cas retorted. "And what the fuck even are the X-Men? just a group of weirdos banding together and hoping the government doesn't off the lot of 'em."

Dean's eyes widened in disbelief. "That's symbolism for gays and other outsiders in the world. If you read any of the comic books or even watched the movies you would know that." A wicked smile spread across his face. "AquaMan."

Cas glared at him, "shut up." and walked out towards Dean's car where Jo and Charlie were waiting dressed as Hawkeye and Black Widow. "Is everyone a damned Marvel fan?"

"Duh," Charlie chuckled. "Because they have better heroes than DC does."

"Not to mention the writers of DC are annoying bigots." Jo chimed in.

Cas grumbled but got in the car anyway.