March Mayhem

Day 19: Making fun of each other

Luke POV

"Hi my name's Luke and I'm such a peasant!" Jason says in that goofy voice that everyone seems to break out when mocking another human. Think retail worker in the back room spilling the tea with their shift partner because this one customer just got demoted to below human in this person's eyes they were so rude.

I could tell already, this was going to be a long evening.

"Ok so we are going to stop this before it starts," I tell him, if I don't urge him in then there's no reason for him to continue, right?

"Haha you think you can stop the unyielding force that is my wit and sarcasm? You know nothing," he cackles delightedly.

"I never said I could stop you darling, just that I didn't want this torment to ruin our evening."

"Ruin? Nah bro, this is going to enhance the banter levels!" He yells.

"You seriously want to take me on in a battle of the minds? Me the person who literally spends their days outsmarting criminals to earn their living?" I'm genuinely curious how he thinks he will win. It's not that I don't think he's smart enough because I know he is, it's just that this is his hobby, but it's my profession.

"I'm not scared of you little guy."

"That's it!"

And so begins a night of teasing and torture where true to my word, I won in the end.