Jason POV
"What the hell are you doing Luke, it's 3am?"
"I'm vacuuming Jason, I thought that would be obvious." Luke says wielding a vacuum cleaner in a way unknown to man.
"And I thought I had a normal roommate but here we are." Jason drowsily mumbles so Luke can't hear.
"What was that?"
"Why, are you vacuuming the ceiling, if I dare ask?" Exasperation laced in his voice like a glass of wine laced with poison.
"Because there is dust Jason! Do you know how many people are killed by dust? No neither do I but I bet it's lots. We cannot take chances!" Luke replies, sounding as frustrated as an illiterate eskimo doing the hokey pokey.
"To die from dust you'd have to inhale quite a lot of it, you know."
"Did you see how much dust was up here? No, you did not."
"That's probably because there wasn't enough to see."
"Do you want to choke on dust, J?!"
"Luke I swear—"
"Duuuuuuuuuuuust."
"Fine, just- come back to bed soon yeah?"
"Will do!" Luke says with a grin, as if nothing was wrong in the world.
Apart from the dust of course.
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March Mayhem
Acak31 day fluff challenge with my two best boys :) (Drabble spin-off for Rapid Escalation) Cover by @anaturalintrovert
